Carpet Bombed

When you hit it so hard that her slimy goop explodes all over your red bed sheets, resembling the trail (snail trail)a snail would leave behind.

D: "Dude....does these look normal?"
S: " Oh God no....."
D: "I'm pretty sure I smashed Jennifer so hard last night that she carpet bombed my bed sheets"

by Lil pepp June 20, 2014

Darwin Carpet-bomber

An extremely difficult sexual maneuver whereby a group of men quietly sneak into the bedroom of an unsuspecting woman (or man) and proceed to masturbate over them.

The resulting noise will eventually wake the victim to a horror comparable to that of the citizens of Darwin when the city was bombed by the Japanese in 1941

"Yeah dude we're planning on doing a Darwin Carpet-bomber later on tonight - poor Joey isn't going to know what hit him"

"I woke up last night to those assholes doing a Darwin Carpet-Bomber over me"

by Maggrig February 19, 2010

carpet bomber

Refers to the lesbo that illicits her sexual explosion upon the "carpet" of her dyke counterpart.

It took me three hours and two showers to clean up that atomic carpet bombing she laid on me last night. She is a carpet bomber galore.

by scissorccs March 21, 2010

carpet bomber

Severly overweight lesbian.

Damn, when those two carpet bombers play with a strap on, you can feel the ground quaking.

by Ragnov October 18, 2004

arizona carpet bomber

when having sex and you are about to orgasm, you have your partner lie on the ground face down and spread your arms as you "fly" over your partner, while you cum on their back

dude, last night was awesome. i arizona carpet bombered this chick!!!

by JELLO BOMB November 21, 2011

carpetbomber

A purveyor of the carpetbomb. This means that this person will go into other people's homes, uninvited, and shit on their carpets, rugs, shags, or whatever floor-coverings they they may have.

Dude, Jake is a carpetbomber ace. He's carpetbombed on five Persian rugs.

by Rusty De La Serna February 22, 2009

Deraj Carpetbomber

One who likes to blow an l on some t's. Also likes to make love with men, but in a friend way so that it's not gay. Will one day hope to work at f.y.e.

"Dude he pulled a Carpet Bomb."
"What?"
"Yeah he followed me into wal-mart and wouldn't leave me alone til I went to f.y.e.
"Man, what a Deraj Carpetbomber."
"Yeah he sucks."
"Yeah I know. I love him!"
"Wait... what?"
"Nothing."

by I have one eye October 17, 2008