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Carolyn’d 

When you swore you’d have “just one drink” but end up blacked out, making reckless decisions, and blaming it all on the peer pressure of a chaotic friend named Carolyn. Usually involves shots you didn’t want, bad ideas you didn’t plan, and waking up with stories you can’t explain.
“I was supposed to go home after dinner, but then Carolyn handed me tequila… yeah, I got Carolyn’d.”
“Don’t trust her smile—people get Carolyn’d every weekend.”
“He didn’t plan to sing karaoke in a stranger’s shirt. He just got Carolyn’d.”
Carolyn: “I Carolyn’d three people last night—they’re still trying to piece together what city they’re in.”
Carolyn’d by CharlotteWAGS August 21, 2025
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Carolyn Dermody 

1) she is fighting bitch but she can also be nice

2) her dad is a fuck up but her mom is awesome

3) she is really beautiful

4) she is veryy sassy

5) she is in LOVE

6)she hates her math teacher

7) her gym teacher is a perve

8) she hates preps

9) she has 4 sisters and 1 bro going on 2
10) she doesnt care what the fuck she doess
girl#1) did you hear of carolyn dermody

girl#2) yess she is a amazing

girl#3) i dont like her shes bad

carolyn dermodys friend#1) shes not bad ur just good

carolyn dermodys friend#2) says to girl #3 i would say that about carolyn js chick

girl#3: ur righttt :(((
Carolyn Dermody by hergurl#624 February 22, 2012

dirty carolyn

Having strong passionate sex without a condom with all kinks involved must be tied up and last for at least 7 rounds. Hot and sweaty sex make sure it is very agresive and leave your opponent unable to speak some serious thought fucking will be absalutly nesascary.
I lost in a dirty Carolyn against Daniel again damn just my luck. Good thing I like dick @ Brandon.

Dirty Carolyn

Dirty Carolyn racing is singing went to bed
Dirty Carolyn by anonymous November 5, 2021

Dirty Carolin

A Dirty Carolin is a girl who seems very kind and pretty, but at the end of the first date she shows her crazy horse girl personality and tries to ride you.
Guy: hey, how was your date with that pretty girl yesterday?
Guy2: Um... it started well but in the end I found out she was a dirty Carolin...
Dirty Carolin by So0ooo0o0oo00rn April 16, 2020

Daniel Carolan 

An Irish idiot dumbass, who is a leprauchaun midget that is obsessed with Fortnite, eating "family dinners", and masturbation.
Stop wanking in the kitchen, you're being such a Daniel Carolan
Daniel Carolan by Senator Lonsdale February 16, 2018
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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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