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A funny posted who says funny things to funny people at funny times. Very funny man. Makes me laugh. Funniness: 9/10
"Dude, Carnov is so funny I just splooged by pants"
carnov by OrangeCan September 22, 2003
A great overall poster, that gains the respect of many.
carnov by Anonymous September 19, 2003

carnival cruise 

if you dont stop somewhere soon this carnival cruise is going to end up with a pile of shit in your rear seat
carnival cruise by henro50 February 18, 2013

winter carnival

Michigan Technological University is located at the top of the UP in the Keweenaw peninsula. The student population is only 26% women, and the winter is so grueling (up to 360 inches of snow) that most people begin having mental breakdowns around mid february.

To make the students feel better about their lives at MTU, the school used a ploy developed by the psychology department, and created a Four night long drinking festival. The end result was that students hangovers were so horrible by the end of the festival that they forgot all about how much winter sucked and were able to make it to spring sanity intact.

do not attempt carnival if you are pregnant, have liver disease, or plan on living past 50.
winter carnival by joegraz February 26, 2011

no carnival no games 

when “Matty Fucking Smokes” was referring to his juul in the car; another saying for “No Cap” or “No Lid”.
me : yeooo this vape hits hard

friend : yeah bro, no carnival no games
no carnival no games by clawhey January 28, 2019
Carnevil was a man who was famous for being the first person to be called Carnbarn.

The reason was that he was a 300 pound Momma's boy who lived in his mom's basement well over the age of 30 and had the screen name Carnevil. His mom kept mistaking the "evil" part of his name for "barn" and called him Carnbarn one day while he was in a voice chat with his friends.
Carnevil: Mom! I told you, my name is Carn "Evil" not Carn "Barn"!
Carnevil's Friends: Hey Carnbarn, did your mom make you some cookies?
Carnevil by Thaytah September 5, 2009