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Carmeling 

to carmel is to finger another ones butthole, carmeling is usually done in the back of a bus.
Did the hear about those kids in Indiana that were carmeling in the back of the bus on the way home from a basketball game?
Carmeling by liljeffyonamonday August 30, 2010
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Carmeling 

Blatantly avoiding a question or situation by any means necessary, up to and including changing the subject, sleeping, leaving the room, playing on your phone, or getting incredibly drunk.
Why do you hate him? Wait are you Carmeling right now?
Carmeling by Smirking Dodger August 13, 2012

telemarketer caroling 

the act of answering your phone when a telemarker calls you and then proceeding to sing Christmas songs to them until they hang up.
Alright! The telemarketer from last week has decided to call once again. Time for some telemarketer caroling.
telemarketer caroling by DwightS. October 27, 2010

priest caroling 

Priest caroling, usually done around Christmas, is the act of dressing up as a priest, going door to door in your local town and telling false news that someone close to them has died.
"Are you going priest caroling this Christmas?"
"My friend hasn't spoken me since I priest caroled her last year."
priest caroling by ProClifo November 27, 2018

Hot Carling Academy 

It's the school where you go to learn how to buttfuck. It is located in England and they do not have blowjobs there because they are uncircumsized. Because of this, they resort to buttfucking.
Being enrolled in Hot Carling Academy is disgusting.
Hot Carling Academy by DX25 November 10, 2008

Carmelita 

This girl is the living embodiment of elegance she’s the perfect balance between intelligence and beauty. Carmelita will always be the most gorgeous girl in any room. She is kinda but can be quite the jokester, she has a lot of personality. She is expressive in the way that she dresses. She’s the perfect partner for just about anything, she is a great listener and you’ll always be comfortable talking to her. You’re an extremely lucky person if you have a carmelita as a friend. If you have her as more than a friend, you have to keep her as long as you can. She’s perfect in every way, you can never get enough of her company and her presence always elevates the mood. She’s someone special, someone, to keep and to cherish. Her company never will grow old, in fact, you’ll long for it. You will miss every aspect of her, her Carmel like skin, her dirt colored eyes, her pear-shaped head fits perfectly into your hand, her kisses never seem to lose the effect on you, whenever she kisses you it's like she transports you to another dimension where you aren't confined by things like time. You are timeless in that moment, you are infinite. carmelita is a keeper, so keep her, cherish her and let her know what she means to you. But overall other things, Carmelita is my Kylie.
Oh my God Kylie, you are my Carmelita”
Carmelita by SomeOtherJimmy July 9, 2019

Carroling 

Definition: The act of superficially seeking to be involved with the craft beer movement, without appreciating what is behind it.
Example: I thought it would be a legitimate trade, but he was Carroling me and offered a single bottle of 2015 BCBS for 2 4-packs of 2013 BCBS and an empty BCBS case.
Carroling by W.Tarkin September 4, 2016
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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