carteling

the act of killing or harming someone due to cartel influence

the people went carteling after school

by travis111111111 January 30, 2014

telemarketer caroling

the act of answering your phone when a telemarker calls you and then proceeding to sing Christmas songs to them until they hang up.

Alright! The telemarketer from last week has decided to call once again. Time for some telemarketer caroling.

by DwightS. October 27, 2010

priest caroling

Priest caroling, usually done around Christmas, is the act of dressing up as a priest, going door to door in your local town and telling false news that someone close to them has died.

"Are you going priest caroling this Christmas?"
"My friend hasn't spoken me since I priest caroled her last year."

by ProClifo November 27, 2018

Hot Carling Academy

It's the school where you go to learn how to buttfuck. It is located in England and they do not have blowjobs there because they are uncircumsized. Because of this, they resort to buttfucking.

Being enrolled in Hot Carling Academy is disgusting.

by DX25 November 10, 2008

Carroling

Definition: The act of superficially seeking to be involved with the craft beer movement, without appreciating what is behind it.

Example: I thought it would be a legitimate trade, but he was Carroling me and offered a single bottle of 2015 BCBS for 2 4-packs of 2013 BCBS and an empty BCBS case.

by W.Tarkin September 4, 2016

Sue from Catering

The best part of the 500 miles Doctor Who video. In four seconds, she gained overnight fame among the Whoniverse. A BAMF, a hero to many, and a beast at banging on pots with wooden spoons.

"When I grow up, I want to be just like Sue from Catering."

by theatrebrat06 November 1, 2011

Careening

Spinning while moving forward

God damn it i got second place in mario cart because i went careening off the screen
that sucks bro

by TopHatCatWUT October 22, 2020