Carlmelo

the best basketball player ever, the most handsome, best eyelashes, best freckles, and has the most rizz and gets the most bitches in the entire universe. And the person that had the name Carlmelo glazes Rob dillingham every single day. Although he gets the most bitches he sells the baddest females. (Not good for business).

I started glazing Rob Dillingham because Carlmelo glazes Rob Dillingham.

Carlmelo by Rob Dillingham March 29, 2023

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carmelo capocasale

A random 50 year old who is getting randomly added on social media. Once you friend him he posts "welcome" to your timeline and shares a photo of you onto his timeline. Do any of us know who he is? No, but he is a friend all Facebook users must have.

"I have a new friend on Facebook"
"Who is it?"
"carmelo capocasale"
"Good choice"

carmelo capocasale by Awkwardpotatopotato October 12, 2016

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Carmelo

A person who is highly intellectual and respectful. Any person named Carmelo is not only smart but also extremely sexy. Anyone who knows a Carmelo be aware to be allured and trapped by his contagious personality. Also known to be rough because of where he grew up at such as a Harlem boy.

Also can be a little corny.

Wow I have a Carmelo in my Latino Studies Class.

Carmelo by Blanca Apple June 3, 2009

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Carmelo Anthony

Carmelo Anthony is a professional basketball player on the Denver Nuggets of the NBA. He was drafted with 3rd pick in the 2003 nba draft after winning a championship in Syracuse. He has had two signature shoes: the Nike Jordan Carmelo 1.5 and Air Jordan Carmelo 5.5. He LeBron James and Dwyane Wade are considered the bright future stars of the NBA.

Carmelo Anthony just scored 45 on the sixers.

Carmelo Anthony by Coryblount September 14, 2008