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The massively urgent need to shit after consuming a highly caffinated beverage from Caribou Coffee.
Guy 1: "Dude, I just finished my large iced mocha 'moosed' and I was late to my appointment due to a 'Caripoo' situation."

Guy 2: "Yup, I've been there before too."
Caripoo by MN2NMIXR June 8, 2007
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A play on the words "weeaboo" and "caribou."

An American or other non-Canadian person who is obsessed with Canadian culture, including hockey, lumberjack inspired fashion, and poutine. Cariboos also tend to be fans of the show Degrassi and/or the YouTuber, MattG124. They will gladly move to Canada, assuming they can afford doing so.
Jordan had recently became a cariboo. On the outside, he just looked like any other hipster, but on the inside, his heart pumped maple syrup and he dreamed of one day learning how to ice skate so he could play hockey at the local rink.
cariboo by Dr. Sigh July 3, 2016

cariboo beer

Produced in Prince George BC, this is quite possible the worst beer known to man. Watery, tastes like piss, but hey 5.5%. Surprisingly however they make some damn good hard root beer.
Jimmy drank way too much fuckin Cariboo beer last night, it turned his piss green!
cariboo beer by MikeyMaple January 18, 2018
A spooky-looking large antlered mammal that comes out on Halloween to scare people.
I always carry a rifle on Halloween night if I hafta venture outdoors; it's unloaded so that I won't get in trouble with local authorities for animal-jacking, but of course any roaming cariboo don't know that, so they are hesitant to show themselves and try any of their creepy shenanigans on me.
cariboo by QuacksO June 1, 2019
a Cariboo is a Cambodian Weeaboo
(South Asian Wapanese)
A) What do you call an asian that wants to be japanese?
B) Where is he from?
A) Cambodia?
B) Cariboo.
cariboo by n0sx January 17, 2010

Carmoochie 

Eating out someone while they’re driving or getting ate out WHILE driving :)
yea man i gave my girl carmoochie yesterday
Carmoochie by lanilovezyou April 25, 2025