Caripoo 

The massively urgent need to shit after consuming a highly caffinated beverage from Caribou Coffee.

Guy 1: "Dude, I just finished my large iced mocha 'moosed' and I was late to my appointment due to a 'Caripoo' situation."

Guy 2: "Yup, I've been there before too."

Caripoo by MN2NMIXR June 8, 2007

Carpoose 

Something that sounds incredibly stupid when written down, more so than when it is said.

The school sent me a letter the other day telling me I was suspended. When they explained in writing what I did that was wrong, it sounded so ridiculous, it was a carpoose of stupidity.

Carpoose by K. Chem October 16, 2009

Carpoohling

The occasional moment in which the back of your shirt joins the toilet paper during an ass wipe.

Dude, I totally went carpoohling after taking a dump. I got shit all over the back of my shirt.

Carpoohling by JCD0823 March 2, 2011

Carpool King

Carpool King (or simply CPK) is a term used for a person who is very sensitive to the environment and would like to carpool versus driving individual vehicles to the same destination. CPKs enjoy the company of others in the vehicle as it promotes great conversations and makes for a very enjoyable ride versus driving in your vehicle alone. And thus, CPKs are very well respected for both their concern for the environment and the conducive ability to facilitate conversations and to make the car ride more enjoyable. Every large group greater than 3 should have a CPK.

Mark : Yo Whadduppp! I'm jonesing for some Pho - let's hit up Pho Shizzle, aite? You feeling me bro?

Tim : No Mark, I don't feel you and I'm not your bro. Maybe we should carpool? Parking is kinda tight at Pho Shizzle and we should help reduce emissions.

Mark: Tim, that's so gangsta of you to consider the environment. You're so Carpool King man!

Carpool King by Onscreen Goddess April 15, 2010

carpool tunnel syndrome 

Temporary, post 9/11 restriction imposed by the Port Authority of New York and New Jersey requiring all cars entering the Holland and Lincoln Tunnels during rush hour to have more than one occupant. This caused NYC-bound drivers to pull up to complete strangers at NJ bus stops and ask if they wanted a ride into the city. Sharing of tolls was optional.

Bus stop standee 1: "Did that dude in the Mercedes just ask you if you wanted a ride into the city?"
Bus stop standee 2: "Yeah. Must be carpool tunnel syndrome. I might have accepted, if he didn't have a boner."

carpool tunnel syndrome by Webster, Merry M. August 12, 2011

carpool 

when 2 or more people share the same automovil to commute somewhere, saving petrol and money. (at least thats what it means in here, the uk)

they carpool everyday to downtown because they work a short way from each other.

carpool by anthonee August 4, 2007

carlpool 

a carpool given by someone named Carl

Person #1: “Hey Carl, can you give me a ride home?”
Person #2: “I need a ride too.”
Carl: “Yeah of course, we’ll carlpool.”

carlpool by i did this for carlpool November 22, 2018