cariboo

A play on the words "weeaboo" and "caribou."

An American or other non-Canadian person who is obsessed with Canadian culture, including hockey, lumberjack inspired fashion, and poutine. Cariboos also tend to be fans of the show Degrassi and/or the YouTuber, MattG124. They will gladly move to Canada, assuming they can afford doing so.

Jordan had recently became a cariboo. On the outside, he just looked like any other hipster, but on the inside, his heart pumped maple syrup and he dreamed of one day learning how to ice skate so he could play hockey at the local rink.

by Dr. Sigh July 3, 2016

cariboo

A spooky-looking large antlered mammal that comes out on Halloween to scare people.

I always carry a rifle on Halloween night if I hafta venture outdoors; it's unloaded so that I won't get in trouble with local authorities for animal-jacking, but of course any roaming cariboo don't know that, so they are hesitant to show themselves and try any of their creepy shenanigans on me.

by QuacksO June 1, 2019

cariboo

a Cariboo is a Cambodian Weeaboo
(South Asian Wapanese)

A) What do you call an asian that wants to be japanese?
B) Where is he from?
A) Cambodia?
B) Cariboo.

by n0sx January 17, 2010

cariboo beer

Produced in Prince George BC, this is quite possible the worst beer known to man. Watery, tastes like piss, but hey 5.5%. Surprisingly however they make some damn good hard root beer.

Jimmy drank way too much fuckin Cariboo beer last night, it turned his piss green!

by MikeyMaple January 18, 2018

Sea Cariboo

The Sea cariboo roam the dark waters of the atlantic ocean by atlantis and are on the border of the Shark watchers territory to terrorize the sea Cariboo. Samuel the Sea Lion helps the Sea Cariboo on their quest to rule the shark watchers, but alas they failed and then they had to ride the flying red lions to the middle of saturn for the ultimate party.

Sea Cariboo are failed rulers of the shark watchers and now reign on saturn.

by Ray Pew October 26, 2011

Carabooda

Carabooda, a place filled with illegal vietnamese market workers, lawn growers, hoons and avocado orchards.

“Carabooda, how do you spell that?”
“Carabooda, where’s that?”

by GuacamoleMan123 April 7, 2019

Caribou Lou

A delicious libation that will get u fucked up very fast. Mix some Bacardi 151 with some Malibou Rum and Pineapple juice in a cup and after 3 drinks be ready to have some fun. Thanx to Tech N9ne for rappin about the recipe.

Rob was fucked up after he drank 3 Caribou Lou's.

by EnjoyYurSpageti October 1, 2005