Carbert

The most kick ass last name, and whoever has it represents it well. Always have, always will. Now, hold up your beer and chug to the best last name ever! Go Carberts! They love to party and have a good time!

Do you know the Carberts?
Yeah, they always throw the best parties when their parents are out of town.
Awesome! Lets go to one.
Okay.

by dancetotheradio April 19, 2009

Joshua Carberry

A total pudge, loves to eat, obsessed with cod, cant get a gurl, decent cook, disrespects the bro code, michael floyds bitch, bandwagoner...florida, pussy

I was pulling a Joshua Carberry when i was sitting on my couch friday night

by geparto October 24, 2010

Corbert

A fat ass that is a stupid retard that is just a big baby he also has never road a bike

Phoenix: "Dayton what's the definition of Corbert?"

Dayton: "Just look up the definition of fat."

by Koore July 23, 2019

Carterton

The scabbiest place in Oxfordshire. Full of weirdo, inbred skanks.

"Where's that freak from?!"
"Must be Carterton looking like that."

by truth teller.. May 16, 2009

Carbetarian

A vegetarian who doesn't eat fruits, vegetables, or anything remotely healthy. Instead they eat an obnoxious amount of carbohydrates and fats.

Person 1: Monique said she's vegetarian but i haven't seen her eat a single fruit or vegetable all day. Instead she's been eating pizza, lasagna, and cheesecake.
Person 2: Clearly she's a Carbetarian!

by mlb1967id2 November 23, 2010

Corbert

A smart ass and a fat ass put them together and you get a Corbert. He eats so much that he has type 69 diabetes.

Phoenix: "Bro what's the definition of Corbert?"
Dayton: "Just look up the definition of fat."

by Koore July 23, 2019

carberetor

For Christ's sake, it is not spelled "carberetor," you dolt. It is spelled "carburetor," or "carburettor" in the UK. Jesus.

The carbUretor on my 1954 International-Harvester KB5's RD450 straight-six is of the two-barrel Holley type.

by The Rev. Eighty-Eight Fingers Butler March 8, 2005