Car Crush 

1) That hot guy/girl in a nearby car that you develop a crush on as soon as you see them... that you will probably never see again

2) A really nice car you see while out driving that you instantly want

1) Passenger: "Oh man..."
Driver: "What?"
Passenger: "That blond in the black Camero next to us is HOT."
Driver: "Woah... I've got a new car crush."

2) Driver: "Dude, check out that Lotus!"
Passenger: "Yeah, I've had a car crush on it for the last few miles."

Car Crush by shleeisme November 5, 2010

car crush 

When a driver tries to share a lane with another driver because he doesnt know how to drive.

Casmine: Car A is moving into Car Bs lane because Driver As car has a car crush on Car B.
Jameron: No idiot, Driver A just cant drive!!

car crush by J.Nsty August 16, 2009

Walking Car Crash

A walking car crash usually applies to people who are just a complete mess but try to advise other people how to live their lives. These people are unaware that they're like this but for others around them or who know them it's like watching a car crash only it's a human. Yes Seán, of course it could be said 'human car crash' would be more fitting but 'walking car crash' SOUNDS BETTER TO ME, OK!?

"He said I should try this new medication."

"Sure he's a WALKING CAR CRASH why would you take advice from him??"

Walking Car Crash by dats wight wabbit July 13, 2022

Car Crash TV 

Any TV program that, like a recent car crash in the street, you know you shouldn't watch, you know you'll regret looking, but you just can't help yourself!

"The auditions section on that 'search for a star' reality TV show are proper Car Crash TV, aren't they?" Eurovision, Big Brother, Punk'd, any and all painfully uncomfortable reality shows.

Car Crash TV by ..wil May 23, 2006

Car Crash

When some dumbass on his phone hits a duck on the A303 and swerves into the path of an oncoming lorry.

Whats the hold up?

Some dumb shit caused a car crash.

Car Crash by TigerManGaming February 20, 2019

conversation car crash 

conversation car crash, when two or more people are having an awkward conversation and go to speak at the same time, but it's so delightfully awkward that nobody can choose to speak next.

Adam: bloody weather it's
Dave: (same time) it's
Adam:...
Dave:...go on...
Adam: no it's ok, you go.
Dave: i was just-
Adam: huh?
Dave:...what a conversation car crash

conversation car crash by shuffleTitan February 21, 2010

Car Crash

When two gay men are trying to fuck their dicks but either one or both dicks break.

Doctor:"How did this happen?" Gay Man:"we were in a car crash...

Car Crash by Nintendo Portable Device June 17, 2018