..wil's definitions

Frankensteins Monster

Any idea, craze or cultural phenomenon made up from otherwise long dead and/or unlikely parts but has for some reason recently sparked general interest, becomes a monster, and then when your thoroughly sick of the bastard you cant get rid of it!

Fucking hell, that bastard annoying frog doing engine noises has become a right Frankensteins Monster! Pass the pitch fork, someone!

by ..WiL May 19, 2005

Americanism

Any American-ized word or phrase, such as changing the spelling of words to sound as they mis-pronounce them, using 4 syllables or words where 1 would have sufficed, or inventing a new word or phrase because it sounds nicer (most commonly heard whenever they are 'fighting for peace' again).

Color, Armor, Boro, Aluminum, Leftenant (??), putting Z's instead of S's in words, or using clunky acronyms because they make a meaningful word (Arrogant American Alliance with Rightwing Goverments against Hope!, or Aaargh!)

Weapons Of Mass Destruction (Nukes), The Road Map (Plan), Freedom Fighters (terrorists we like), Terrorists (anyone we don't), Terrorist Suspect (anyone), Liberating <insert name of latest militarily inferior country that has weapons we supplied and something we want> in the Name of Peace and Democracy (slaughter and pillage <name>), Anti-American (anyone who disagrees), Anti-American Activist (anyone that tries to stop us), Our Friends and Allies in Europe (anyone with nukes), 9/11 (oops, apparently having nukes doesn't make you immune to retaliation), Pulling Together in the War for Democracy! (so c'mon England, lets make some NEW enemies!).

by ..WiL May 21, 2005

Youge

Bigger than huge, pronounced 'Yowj'.

Its a corruption of huge when pronounced 'Hee-yoooo-uge!!'

Have you seen her in that dress!? She looks YOUGE!!

by ..WiL May 17, 2005

Beer bruises

Mystery bruises caused by a night out with the beer monster, which you have NO MEMORY AT ALL of obtaining.

Particularly impressive when found on the face, possibly from calling Jesus on the porcelain telephone.

Ouch, what the hell was I doing last night!? And where am I? And why is there diced carrot in my hair!?

by ..WiL May 24, 2005

Bar Steward

A way of gettin away with calling someone a bastard in polite company, like in front of your Mum.

He's a complete Bar Steward!

by ..WiL May 25, 2005

Bender

1. A long prelongued bout of alchoholic self punishment.

2. A pretty innoffensive Brit slang word for a poof.

3. A character on the TV show Futurama.

1. Fuck you all, Im off on a bender.

2. Are you really a bender?

3. KILL ALL HUMANS!

by ..WiL July 15, 2008

Cybertwat

Basically a Goth or Punk on E.

A product of the rise of Cybergoth, Electropunk and EBM scenes a Cybertwat is just like a rave newbie, new to the scene and living the dream, just a tad too much!

With the seemingly permanent addition of some glowsticks and UV reactive or reflective adornments over his usual black, he has decided this music and style slays all others, and everytime he comes to your party/BBQ/parents funeral he MUST take over the stereo and constantly play VNV Nation, Apoptygma Berserk and Covenant at volume 11 and hand dance about sweatily or HE WILL KILL YOU ALL!!

They normally get over it within a few months once they realise it's not paranoia, everyone really is avoiding them!

Shall we invite Paul to the gathering tonight or is he just too much of an insufferable Cybertwat right now?

by ..WiL March 6, 2007