..wil's definitions

Car Crash TV

Any TV program that, like a recent car crash in the street, you know you shouldn't watch, you know you'll regret looking, but you just can't help yourself!

"The auditions section on that 'search for a star' reality TV show are proper Car Crash TV, aren't they?" Eurovision, Big Brother, Punk'd, any and all painfully uncomfortable reality shows.

by ..wil May 23, 2006

Cyber Goth

Happy smiley, dancey Goths, see www.thewendyhouse.org for excellent examples.

Musical examples: VNV nation, Apoptygma Berserk, google em up!

by ..WiL July 20, 2008

Space Tea

Tea with added grass. Gets you spaced, hence space tea.

Take a cafetiere about 2 mugfulls big and put 3 teabags of your choice into it (I prefer citrus fruit flavour though peppermint works well too) and about 1 small bud of green, chopped or pulled apart. Add the boiling water and wait about 5-10 minutes. Press down the plunger a few times to mix it all up & serve, preferably in small glasses such as moroccan tea glasses. Add sugar to taste, drink. Get spaced. Watch an old 70's sci fi DVD at double speed with the sound off and play some chilling muzak. Chat. Giggle.

by ..WiL August 24, 2005

Ass Gerbil

Any "common" homosexual practise that only exists in the minds of straight people for their own amusement.

Such as storing used condoms in the fridge to drink later, 'being the wife', biting the pillow, using vaseline, drinkin cum out of an arse with a golden straw, or, indeed, the apocryphyl inserting a live gerbil up the anus using an empty toilet tube.

Straight man to gay man: 'So what the fuck is this felching thing anyway?'
Gay man: 'I dunno mate, you tell me, as far as Im aware its just another ass-gerbil.'

by ..WiL May 16, 2005

I don't do

American sourced phrase oft used by blondes, queens and blonde queens to justify their not participating in something, now working its way into general use. The DO is the most emphasised part of the whole phrase.

Im sorry but I dont DO politics.

by ..WiL May 16, 2005

Youge

Bigger than huge, pronounced 'Yowj'.

Its a corruption of huge when pronounced 'Hee-yoooo-uge!!'

Have you seen her in that dress!? She looks YOUGE!!

by ..WiL May 17, 2005

Beer queer

Self defined temporary bi-sexual status visited upon an otherwise totally straight guy to excuse the fact that everybody knows last weekend, after 8 pints, a pill and some unsuccessful attempts to score some ass, he went back with a gay guy to get his cock sucked.

Usually when said beer queer gets a NEW girlfriend his new found minority status will fly back into the closet so bloody fast it ends up in fucking Narnia, probably never to be seen again!

Malcom's started telling everyone he's bi since he went home with John, but he was only bloody beer queer!

by ..WiL May 17, 2005