cunt cunt cunty cunt

What you scream down your mic when your CS:GO teamate kills you.

oi david, fuck you!

OMG YOU CUNT CUNT CUNTY CUNT!!

by TigerManGaming February 21, 2019

train

A BTEC bus with burned wheels

what we gonna get then?

Lets get the train over there.

Nah, fuck that. Fucking peice of shit.

by TigerManGaming February 21, 2019

weed thoughts

next level thinking you can only access when your high on marijuwania.

Hey guys!

What gav?

if water is reflective, and we are 96% water, why am i not a mirror?

Hahah, gavs having weed thoughts!

by TigerManGaming February 21, 2019

flakey tip

when your semen dries up inside the tip of your penis, causing excruciating pain.

So Ed, Whats wrong?

Well doc, I got a flakey tip you see.

Oh shit. I see why you booked an emergency appointment.

by TigerManGaming February 21, 2019

fishy pussy

what you shout through your least favorite female teacher's windows at lunchtime

oi tim cunt

what?

miss stan's window is open, look!

yea come on then

FISHY PUSSY
FISHY PUSSY

by TigerManGaming February 21, 2019

fucked moped

when you buy a moped off a dodgey man round the back of big chan's chinese food place, and it breaks 3 weeks later.

look at my new whip mate

what? that is one fucked moped.

by TigerManGaming February 21, 2019

Car Crash

When some dumbass on his phone hits a duck on the A303 and swerves into the path of an oncoming lorry.

Whats the hold up?

Some dumb shit caused a car crash.

by TigerManGaming February 21, 2019