Captureq

An absolute freak of nature. A Captureq does chores for everybody else and forgets about progressing himself.
A Captureq is also good at getting mending for other people.

/msg Captureq It has been 10 minutes! Get me my mending!

Captureq by spenshar October 6, 2021

capture the fag 

Two or more sets of teams of gay men search for opposing teams designated "fag keeper" and run back to their team camps to gangbang "fag keeper". First team to yell out "i fucked the neighborhood whore!" wins the game

Gay pass time children's games capture the fag

capture the fag by neighborhood whore August 23, 2011

Cock Capturer 

A woman with impressive man-slaying skills. Often found lurking the sticky dancefloor of Infernos, scouting for prey. The cock capturer's motto: "Smashing beers, smashing boys, that's how we roll."

Alternative: Gobbler. For those who find "cock capturer" too feminist. Derived from the location Gobbler's Hollow, a fictitious and magical abode where fallacious happenings occur.

"Wow, did you see the mouth on that cock capturer? I bet she'd tongue punch your fart box like you don't even know"

Cock Capturer by WILMA March 27, 2015

capture the flag

An awesome game that I used to play a lot as a kid. There are two teams, and each team gets some kind of object to use as a flag, then they hide it, the first team to get the other team's flag wins. Also you divide the playing area into two sides and your team can tag people on their flag.

"let's go play some Capture the Flag!"

capture the flag by Buttfucked September 21, 2003

Capture Card 

A filming device the size of your plam. Its used to capture footage off a console (xbox 360) and put it onto your pc. It's commonly used to make halo montages. It is connected from the computer USB 2.0 port and the video cable from the 360.. Price range varies between quality ($70-150)

Guy 1: How did you make that montage with good such quality?

Guy 2: I used my Dazzle capture card.

Guy 1: AMAZING!

Capture Card by NationalPro October 31, 2006

Capture Taken 

That fucking annoying thing your friends do on your switch when they come to your house. Capture taken (x102) so annoying. It fills up your switch’s 2 game memory with captures of you losing your super smash bros games.

Capture taken! “Stop fucking taking captures jonny!”

Capture Taken by balec2 December 24, 2021

Capture the King 

A little known modification of chess in which you win the game by capturing the king like you would capture any other piece instead of checkmating the king.

"I would rather play Capture the King. Chess is too hard."

Capture the King by Moon Worshiper August 31, 2022