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Captalker is a person that continuously lies for no given reason.
“Kabir said he gonna beat your ass again. My mans really a captalker
Captalker by The Boy 👦 Harmann November 17, 2020
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CAPalert 

a wacky movie review sites that finds every movie evil.
What the heck is "suggestive eye movement supposed to mean anyway?
CAPalert by the mad one February 28, 2004

cantankerous

Hard to get along with, troublesome
She was in a very cantankerous mood, and would not obey
cantankerous by Rachel December 10, 2004

Capalert 

1. A really gay and misguided Christian "family" movie review site which rates movies based on their appropriatness usinge thir godly bible-based rating system. Very xenophobic and hateful, rudely judging both films and their creators. They have also made up a new rating: R-13! And let's not forget their infamous "Offense to God" rating category, where anything in the films relating to other religions (or any fantasy or folklore elements) are judged as sinful and inapproriate.
Jesus would not be amused by Capalert.
Capalert by Jules Carrozza June 20, 2003

cantankerous

disagreeable to deal with; contentious; peevish. tempered and quarrelsome; disagreeable. Someone that acts stubbornly obstructive and is unwilling to cooperate
a cantankerous, argumentative man.

cantankerous by Ms.Cordero January 22, 2008

capalert.com 

Homepage of the "ChildCare Action Project," an endeavor by a fairly extreme Christian ministry to let parents determine just which movies God doesn't want their children to watch. Has hundreds of detailed movie reviews, noting everything that goes against the Bible, no matter how slight, so that you know every single reason why it's probably a bad idea to let a five-year old watch Jason X. Not all movies reviewed are scored; the reviewer sometimes is too offended to watch the whole movie in extreme cases like 8MM, Jackass: The Movie (A name he even refuses to spell out), The Birdcage, and Matilda.
It’s a language. It is a form of communication. Captalk is used when people are consistently lying, giving false hope, or “cappin”.
April: I ain’t know he was a liar!!
Lauren: Bruh I told you, he only speak captalk.
Captalk by bbyfrmthe202 January 7, 2019
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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