Captain Birds Eye 

To finger a girl who was a vile odours seeping from her grizzly love cave. one preformed this act you become captain birds eye from the infamous fish finger band.

you may start as seaman birds eye but eventually rise to the rank of admiral birds eye once fingered enough rough girls.

John - i fingered Jane last night

Adam - wow man you've earn you rank of Captain Birds eye

Captain Birds Eye by B.DOT-ONDAGE October 2, 2010

Captain Birdseye 

Bit of a wind up merchant who appears on the CFC Chat page

Likes to wind up other posters with strange paedophile like phrases

Captain Birdseye by Psychologist October 11, 2003

Captain Birdseye'd 

When a woman is fingered by a man with large, rough, fingers.

"Why is Anne walking funny today?"
"She got wasted last night and ended up being Captain Birdseye'd by the old guy down the bar."
"Ouch."

Captain Birdseye'd by Ekomatter November 10, 2007

Captain Birdseye 

A paedophile hu lives on an island with kids.

Yarr kiddies its the fish finger pinchers Com ere me hearties grab hold ov me mast an quick check me cannon balls. Giv em a gd ol rub oooo yehh

Captain Birdseye by MeAd November 3, 2003

Captain Birdseye 

A lesbian boss at work.

"Look out here comes Captain Birdseye!"

"Why do you call her Captain Birdseye?"

"Coz she's got fish fingers".

Captain Birdseye by poosnackadoo June 18, 2013

Captain Birdseye 

A paedophile hu has a cousin captain Japeye

Captain Birdseye by MeAd November 3, 2003

Captain Birdseye 

Captain Paedophile Birdseye

Come Here Children

Captain Birdseye by Anonymous October 23, 2003