birdseye

To pleasure a women with one's hands.
i.e. 'Birdseye Fish Fingers', a popular source of protein in the UK.

"Dude I totally birdseyed Stacy last night!"

"I didn't feel like going all the way with Thomas so I just had him give me a birdseye"

by Sifromcott January 29, 2008

birdseye

means you are chatting waffle. you are chatting birdseye is another way of saying bullshit

I got a million pounds in my pocket, birdseye

by cozzaweknowthat February 10, 2008

birdseye lowdown

the essential facts, the straight dope.

Cut to the chase means what's the bottom line or conclusion.

"What's the birdseye lowdown?" is similar but also involves the key details.

Here's the birdseye lowdown on the Vig ...

by mandingoe September 22, 2004

Birdseye Boobage

When sitting in a high place looking down on girls + seeing right down their tops

Person 1 sitting on the window sil in the 6th Form Block watching girl walking up the steps below:

person 1: "Check out the boobage on that"
person 2: "Thats Birdseye Boobage for you"

by Kinkish Pink October 1, 2005

Captain Birdseye

Bit of a wind up merchant who appears on the CFC Chat page

Likes to wind up other posters with strange paedophile like phrases

by Psychologist October 11, 2003

Captain Birdseye'd

When a woman is fingered by a man with large, rough, fingers.

"Why is Anne walking funny today?"
"She got wasted last night and ended up being Captain Birdseye'd by the old guy down the bar."
"Ouch."

by Ekomatter November 10, 2007

Captain Birdseye

A paedophile hu lives on an island with kids.

Yarr kiddies its the fish finger pinchers Com ere me hearties grab hold ov me mast an quick check me cannon balls. Giv em a gd ol rub oooo yehh

by MeAd November 3, 2003