Cappal Tunnel 

When one excessively "Cap's" or lies about something

"Bro, This bitch said her hair was real. I told her she had cappal tunnel cause she always talking like it's real"

Cappal Tunnel by Yung RiB October 10, 2019

Carpal Tunnel Vision 

An affliction that prevents all I.T. personnel and most desk jockeys from even looking at a computer monitor after work hours.

"Hey, I would love to come over and help you configure your home network tonight but I have Carpal Tunnel Vision and need to rest the orbs for tomorrows demands, sorry."

Carpal Tunnel Vision by myykuul January 7, 2010

Carpal Tunnel 

Short for Carpal Tunnel Syndrome, a nerd's worst nightmare.

Can happen when you play video/computer games or just typing for way too long. Can cause significant pain, and numbness in the median nerve of the wrist.

Kyle: Ahh! Ahh!
Stan: Kyle? Kyle? Dude, what's wrong?
Kyle: Carpal tunnel, carpal tunnel! it's aahhh!
Stan: Oh Jesus, he's got it bad.
Cartman: Quick, we need Bengay.

Carpal Tunnel by cx13 September 23, 2008

The Carpal Tunnel of Love 

This is what can happen when love goes on for too long. The relationship becomes strained, and painful. Coined by popular band Fall Out Boy.

Listen hon, we've been married for 45 years.

yea?

and maintaining this relationship has become difficult. we are heading through the carpal tunnel of love.

The Carpal Tunnel of Love by dacalpha March 7, 2009

Carpal Tunnel Of Love Syndrome 

When a new song is released/leaked from a band, causing the band’s fan base to react strongly. Symptoms include:

-Posting a flurry of topics on the band’s message board
-Posting bulletins on Myspace
-Ripping the song and spreading downloads across the fanbase
-Make a Myspace for the song so the fanbase can add it to their private Myspaces
-Puzzling over the lyrics with constant debate over hard-to-decipher lines
-Putting lyrics from the song in their Myspace names/Myspace bylines/AIM profiles/away messages
-Crying
-Saying their faith in the band has been restored
-Putting the song on repeat for many days
-Smiling non-stop for the next week or so

Named after the notable reaction Fall Out Boy fans experienced when the song “Carpal Tunnel Of Love” was released from AbsolutePunk.net on November 10th.

Wow, those Fall Out Boy boardies really had a case of Carpal Tunnel Of Love Syndrome when "Carpal Tunnel Of Love" was released!

Carpal Tunnel Of Love Syndrome by caelae November 17, 2006

Carpal Tunnel 

What you get from masturbating too much.

Dude: "Ahh, I can't write this essay, my wrist hurts."

Dude 2: "Dude, you got carpal tunnel. Lay off the porn sites."

Carpal Tunnel by fiendordoe April 14, 2009

carpal tunnel syndrome

is a wrist and/or arm injury caused by making love to oneself

It's Valentine's day...there will be surge of carpal tunnel syndrome cases.

carpal tunnel syndrome by Mr.Guy_Boyman December 13, 2014