A coffee-loving hybrid of a cat and a dolphin, the Caphinaid mostly lives underwater but comes to the surface daily to drink coffee with its friends. Has all the friendliness of a neighborhood dolphin, but without coffee can quickly turn into a typical cat (moody). It lives with purrfect porpoise.
What's a Caphinaid?
A Caphinaid is a dolphin-cat who loves coffee.
Pronounced - ka-fodge-eny
A phalanx of tasks or duties coming at you all at once.
A disorganized load of items to sort and put away.
Anything happening in rapid succession so as to distract you from completing your objective, meeting your goal, or getting done with/at work on time.
"I wanted to get home for supper but the boss threw a caphogeny of stuff at me that he wanted done pronto."
"We started to unload the truck but every item was loaded in a mixed caphogeny and it took us four an a half hours to get it sorted out and finished."
"I got to work and was met with a caphogeny of stuff coming at me."
When someone has the balls to say things over the phone they would never say face to face. A combination of cajones and phone.
Man my mother is a 5 foot tall 2nd grade teacher, but she's got some caphones! She told my boss she would destroy his manhood if anything ever happened to me.