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When an "IB" (Irritable Bowel) causes great annoyance, frustration.

When someone thinks they're funny, but really aren't; they're just annoying.
- "Hey Tash, I think i'm funny...blah blah blah..hahaha aren't I funny when I bug you?"
- "Dude, seriously...you're such a Capha."
Capha by Tasheezy March 17, 2011
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the FitnessGram™ pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues 

The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
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capanese 

When someone is very good at lying/capping, so much so that it becomes a 2nd language to them.
Jeff is such a liar he is fluent in capanese
capanese by DankPepe420 December 25, 2020
means everything and anybody
sinjin prescott: cachag!!!
jeff: what
cachag by scie mate April 26, 2021

Peter Capaldi 

The 12th incarnation of the Doctor, a timelord from Gallifrey that was created for the television series Doctor Who. When he regenerated (got a new body as a way of cheating death) from the 11th doctor, he exclaimed, "KIDNEYS! I don't like the color."
"Who's that guy over there?"

"That's Peter Capaldi, the newest incarnation of the Doctor."

swallage capacity 

A measurement relating to the amount of semen which can be held in the mouth.

Commonly measured in 1/2 pint increments.
Bro 1: Check out that bird!
Bro 2: Fuckin' hell, she's fit. Wonder what the swallage capacity on that is?
Bro 1: Reckon you're looking at a 3 pinter there, mate.
Bro 2: lol
Bro 1: lol
swallage capacity by DARKFiB3R January 26, 2015
Extremely gorgeous girl that has a good taste in music and art. She is powerful and sometime boleh kena pijak.
Hey, you look cahaya today!
Cahaya by Eriahk January 1, 2018
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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