Caphat 

When you don't know what to call the headwear article that you place on your head.

Barry of Rebel NationOk doesn't know the difference between caps and hats so he just calls them caphats to make sure he doesn't confuse people when he adds them to his website rebelnationok.com

Caphat by Rebel Barry October 31, 2018

Craphat 

Term used by british paratroopers when speaking of any other regiment. Since almost all of them wear hats for parade etc. The Royal Irish wear dossbags on their heads as an exception.

Craphat is synonymous to: hat, hiraldo, haribo and harry (since he is also a hat)

Para Reg recruits are referred to as Joebags, not craphats. They might wear a cuntcap for a while but never a craphat.

Recruits might be “motivated” or “encouraged” to work harder so as to not drop out and have to become a craphat.

Those that stick with the programme and become members of the regiment are therefore automatically hateful towards weakness. It cannot be allowed to exist. Hence the hate for other regs, nothing personal harry.

All those cooks and clerks in the brigade that might wear a maroon beret are still hats, and horrendous ones at that.

7RHA(para) that like to call themselves 7PARA are also hats.

A maroon beret is therefore NOT the same as THE maroon beret or the maroon machine, maroon lid.

Tom1-Harry the hiraldo is a hideous HAT!

Tom2- Aye he’s a screamer mate, a fucking craphat.

Hat1- Excuse me, that is offensive
Tom1&2 in perfect unison-RUN AWAY YOU FUCKING HAT

Craphat by FatCat Hammy March 5, 2020

CalHATERS 

The widely preferred almost-acronym for the California Automated Travel Expense Reimbursement System (CalATERS) because state employees HATE it due to the sheer difficulty people have navigating its website which everyone assumes is entirely intentionally built into the process to prevent reimbursement.

I spent almost the entire day trying to figure out how to use the CalHATERS website until I began to hallucinate that a giant panda was destroying everything on my desk and so once I began to realize that it may be virtually impossible to get reimbursed, I just gave up on it and acknowledged that the money I’d spent on my licensure and all of the expenses I had related to travel for the whole year was just down the drain!

CalHATERS by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2021

capatronies 

a lie so big that it can’t consider it a cap.

“ayo emily just gave the best head”
“that’s capatronies her head game is trash”

capatronies by AlexMacBook🦕✨ April 14, 2020

craphat 

Military slang used by members of the parachute regiment to denote what they class as lesser regiments.
Taken from the fact that they wear the coveted Maroon beret that no-one else wears.

what the f*ck does he know hes a f*cking craphat

craphat by Mikka September 21, 2007

Craphatch 

synonym for asshole, poop chute, bung hole, etc. Brown starfish.

dude, the other day your sister bent over wearing that sundress and I swear I could see her craphatch.

Craphatch by mattdub July 9, 2009

carhater

carhater is the best tiktoker ever. it makes amazing content and he has the best ships there are🙄

me: do you follow carhater?
someone: yes they are my favourite person

carhater by alex ig April 29, 2021