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Cap on

The act of making fun of in a playful manner.
He likes to cap on his friends to make them laugh.
by Markki Midknight February 20, 2019
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Cap on a Goat

Expression of when something goes wrong.
Henry: Dude, how's the code coming along?

Andrew: Cap on a Goat, it's not.
by Charles Berwick February 8, 2021
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Don't cap on the name

The sentence that changed everything. From the moment of it's existence it has warped space and time and is the only sentence currently available that can automatically make anyone laugh. The exact origins of the sentence have not been noted but some say the words were first spoken by a "discord packer".
George: "Shutcho bitchass up Ascend you braindead moron with no life. Go to fucking school for once instead of spending your time skipping school to scream at little kids on the popular social media platform made for gamers, Discord.com"
As "world's best discord packer" cend: "Aye bruh Don't cap on the name bruh dont even talk to me like that I'll slap the shit outchu on god yo granma on a scooter at 3 am doing donuts on a Walmart parking lot."
by TheNwordOfficial August 17, 2021
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No Cap on Jah

When you don't believe what the other person so you say no cap on jah. When saying this you invoke the god Jah and literally gain Jahseh Onfroy's knowledge and respect. You become one with X
Shank-Yo my cat just died
Person 2- No cap on jah?
Shank- yeah.... rip jah 2k19
by Shadank April 11, 2019
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Put a Cap on it

In reference to condoms (contraception or birth control) and young people in or around and definitely below the age of 25 i.e. not yet fully neurologically mature, complete in education or naïve on work experience. - And still paying through the roof for car insurance!

The act of putting a cap on it of course prevents teenage pregnancy or the old 16 year cycle.
Mandem 1: Hey did you hear, chef just had his 4th child and he's only 21!

Mandem 2: Shit son; he should have learned in college to put a cap on it (his penis). Now he's gonna be stuck in that restaurant kitchen most of his life!

Mandem 3: If this carries on; Jesus Christ - the country is fucked!
by The_Resurrected April 29, 2019
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put the cap on the kitchen cleaner

shutting up your wife or female friend when she's out of line
Bob: "Man, my woman's been telling all my friends about how I've only got one testicle."
Joe: "Dog, you best put the cap on that kitchen cleaner!"
by Nicholas D October 6, 2003
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No cap on God

To not cap while also putting it on God
Aye bro she a hoe

Bruh no cap??

Yeah bro no cap on god
by Only1Kenny April 11, 2020
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