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**Cansivery Definition:** The requirements of capability denoting someone or something's ability. Used to describe the capacity or aptitude of someone or something to perform a task or action.

**Examples:**
1. Person 1: "Can you or he lift the weights or is it too heavy?"

Person 2: "The weight of the workout equipment is not the only cansive attribute; the equipment is too bulky for us to lift alone."

2. "There is no clear cansivery for the task as it's unknown territory."
1. Person 1: "Can you or he lift the weights or is it too heavy?"

Person 2: "The weight of the workout equipment is not the only cansive attribute; the equipment is too bulky for us to lift alone."

2. "There is no clear cansivery for the task as it's unknown territory."
Cansive by Green Starlight April 12, 2024
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canciversary 

1. The one-year anniversary of one's successful cancer treatment (cancer + anniversary).

2. A reason for a really, really big party, preferably in a foreign city.
Hey, let's all rent a house together in Amsterdam for a weekend to celebrate our friend's canciversary.
canciversary by c_ho April 7, 2010

cassive mock 

A huge gigantuous cock in which there is at least 15 pounds of meat.
Will Choate has the opposite of a cassive mock...He has a call smock.
cassive mock by NoNameMan September 19, 2008

Caniversary 

The celebatory date that you got a much anticipated severence package from a job you hated or were planning to leave anyway.
"I thought I'd pick up some champagne and a cigar to celebrate my Caniversary - one year ago today!" said Terry.
"Screw You- I still can't believe you got 18 months salary to leave that piece of crap job especially when you were going to quit anyway!" said Larry.
Caniversary by bingo lingo January 24, 2010
Popular phrase melded from the Root "Can I have"
Canive S'mores beotch?
canive by DojoHomeless August 17, 2006
A really good looking girl. Some hot chicks.
Look at those canivers!
Those chicks are hot, they're canivers
Jessica Alba.
caniver by bestineuropebro December 20, 2009

canniversary 

A year from the date on which you were fired from a job.
"Next week is my canniversary from Enron!"
canniversary by seoladair February 5, 2009
Word of the Day on February 9, 2009
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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