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**Cansivery Definition:** The requirements of capability denoting someone or something's ability. Used to describe the capacity or aptitude of someone or something to perform a task or action.

**Examples:**
1. Person 1: "Can you or he lift the weights or is it too heavy?"

Person 2: "The weight of the workout equipment is not the only cansive attribute; the equipment is too bulky for us to lift alone."

2. "There is no clear cansivery for the task as it's unknown territory."
1. Person 1: "Can you or he lift the weights or is it too heavy?"

Person 2: "The weight of the workout equipment is not the only cansive attribute; the equipment is too bulky for us to lift alone."

2. "There is no clear cansivery for the task as it's unknown territory."
Cansive by Green Starlight April 12, 2024
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canciversary 

1. The one-year anniversary of one's successful cancer treatment (cancer + anniversary).

2. A reason for a really, really big party, preferably in a foreign city.
Hey, let's all rent a house together in Amsterdam for a weekend to celebrate our friend's canciversary.
canciversary by c_ho April 7, 2010

cassive mock 

A huge gigantuous cock in which there is at least 15 pounds of meat.
Will Choate has the opposite of a cassive mock...He has a call smock.
cassive mock by NoNameMan September 19, 2008

Caniversary 

The celebatory date that you got a much anticipated severence package from a job you hated or were planning to leave anyway.
"I thought I'd pick up some champagne and a cigar to celebrate my Caniversary - one year ago today!" said Terry.
"Screw You- I still can't believe you got 18 months salary to leave that piece of crap job especially when you were going to quit anyway!" said Larry.
Caniversary by bingo lingo January 24, 2010
Popular phrase melded from the Root "Can I have"
Canive S'mores beotch?
canive by DojoHomeless August 17, 2006
Look at those canivers!
Those chicks are hot, they're canivers
Jessica Alba.
caniver by bestineuropebro December 20, 2009

canniversary 

A year from the date on which you were fired from a job.
"Next week is my canniversary from Enron!"
canniversary by seoladair February 5, 2009