The best ship in Voltron aka Klance. This expression is frequently used by voltron trash to talk about the relationship between Keith Kogayne and Lance Mcclain. Allurance stans can eat my ass bc KICK MY DUDES.
"Do you know where Jeremy Shada is?"
"I'm pretty sure he's trapped in Lauren's basement cuz he revealed that Klance is canon king"
"Hey, have you ever watched Voltron: Legendary Defender?"
"Don't you mean Gaytron: Legendary Homosexuals?"
"Yeahh, Klance is canon king"
A fucking loser with a small ugly cock that doesn’t masturbate because he’s a little pussy ass bitch that like to get rocked to sleep by his mom at night because he’s gay. He’s so gay he has a bad fungus on his ass from is last gay orgy where got his butt resized. He now only does circle jerks because no one can fill his big hole and he can’t get pleasure from anal anymore.
A phrase commonly used to express hope in and support for the ship between Keith Kogane and Lance McClain from Voltron: Legendary Defender. It was first stated by Lucky Luciano on Twitter, only to be deleted hours later. Nevertheless, it is a popular saying among a majority of the VLD fandom and has even been adapted to show support for other ships or theories.
Voltron: Legendary Defender: has many parallels between Keith and Lance and canon romantic pairings
Jeremy Shada: all parallels are intentional
Everyone, collectively: klance is cannon king
Canadian King of Cannon is a nickname of Canadian rapper, Kris Wu. As we all know cannon is something which makes large sounds, therefore is commonly used to describe artistic and skillful singers and rappers like Kris Wu.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"