The clitoris. If you look at a canoe from an overhead perspective, it looks like a vagina, the person sitting in the front is where the clitoris is. Hence, canoe driver.
by The Baby Bear May 27, 2008
I could not answer the phone. I was busy "talking to the canoe driver" and my old lady was ready to blow.
by Steelersfreak2 April 13, 2014
After she talked to the judge and jiggled the jury, I had a face to face discussion with the canoe boat driver. I gave that bastard a tongue lashing.
by shane shane shane July 8, 2006