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Canoed
Being stuck in a canoe (or any situation that feels inescapable) whilst being lectured by a significant other or friend.
Canoed by sugarkane_13 May 25, 2016
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Canoed • canoedeling • canoed out • canoedist • Canoedling • canoe dude • canoe driver • canoodle • canned • canoe
Canoed
Whilst overtaking another vehicle, this is the act of winding down your window, sticking your hands out and simulating canoeing strokes with an imaginary paddle. With the intention of letting them know how slowly they're going, and that they've been overtaken by a canoe.
Canoed by Regents Canoe Club November 3, 2013
Canoed
Canoed by Frank XXII January 6, 2008
canoed out
its a sexual innuendo for whenever a woman repeatedly gets fucked by numerous men and is bottomed out
canoed out by Manuel59manuel February 12, 2021
shit canned brad
Like a Karen but a male version who doesn't have a particular role in the workplace. Very popular within the Midwestern United States.
shit canned brad by Sugar Bear Bill November 5, 2020
canned coochie
1: Canned coochie is cheap pussy when you buy pussy,like from a store. Mostly used on hookers, or any hoe.
2: To be used on a girl who hasn't washed in a while,and she smells like a can of tuna.6
2: To be used on a girl who hasn't washed in a while,and she smells like a can of tuna.6
1:
Boy: *Rolls up to a shady alley way* Hey, I came here for some canned coochie,anyone wanna give me some?
Girl: $50 an hour
Boy:...More like $5,but ok.
2:
Girl: Hey babe..I'm all yours tonight~
Boy: Naw gurl,you got that canned coochie. How about wash your ass first,and talk later,ok?
Girl:....What?
Boy: *Rolls up to a shady alley way* Hey, I came here for some canned coochie,anyone wanna give me some?
Girl: $50 an hour
Boy:...More like $5,but ok.
2:
Girl: Hey babe..I'm all yours tonight~
Boy: Naw gurl,you got that canned coochie. How about wash your ass first,and talk later,ok?
Girl:....What?
canned coochie by McThicc Two December 12, 2018
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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