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when a cigarette or joint is improperly lit so that it burns only on the top half. probably canadian in origin.

dude, you totally canoed that ciggy!

canoed by tofudan August 1, 2009

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Canoed

Being stuck in a canoe (or any situation that feels inescapable) whilst being lectured by a significant other or friend.

He waited till we were alone and canoed me till the river ended!

Canoed by sugarkane_13 May 25, 2016

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Canoed

Whilst overtaking another vehicle, this is the act of winding down your window, sticking your hands out and simulating canoeing strokes with an imaginary paddle. With the intention of letting them know how slowly they're going, and that they've been overtaken by a canoe.

"Ian, you've been canoed!"

Canoed by Regents Canoe Club November 3, 2013

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Canoed

To fake ones death with a canoe to gain life insurance money for money hungry wife.

I was so broke that I canoed myself, but got caught by the filth. Now I am doing 10 for fraud

Canoed by Frank XXII January 6, 2008

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canoed out

its a sexual innuendo for whenever a woman repeatedly gets fucked by numerous men and is bottomed out

My friend Manuel doesnt fool around with women whom he believes have been canoed out

canoed out by Manuel59manuel February 12, 2021

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shit canned brad

Like a Karen but a male version who doesn't have a particular role in the workplace. Very popular within the Midwestern United States.

Shit canned brad came late again to work.

shit canned brad by Sugar Bear Bill November 5, 2020

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canned coochie

1: Canned coochie is cheap pussy when you buy pussy,like from a store. Mostly used on hookers, or any hoe.

2: To be used on a girl who hasn't washed in a while,and she smells like a can of tuna.6

1:
Boy: *Rolls up to a shady alley way* Hey, I came here for some canned coochie,anyone wanna give me some?

Girl: $50 an hour

Boy:...More like $5,but ok.

2:
Girl: Hey babe..I'm all yours tonight~

Boy: Naw gurl,you got that canned coochie. How about wash your ass first,and talk later,ok?

Girl:....What?

canned coochie by McThicc Two December 12, 2018

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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