when a cigarette or joint is improperly lit so that it burns only on the top half. probably canadian in origin.

One who has a mania for music.

Being stuck in a canoe (or any situation that feels inescapable) whilst being lectured by a significant other or friend.

Whilst overtaking another vehicle, this is the act of winding down your window, sticking your hands out and simulating canoeing strokes with an imaginary paddle. With the intention of letting them know how slowly they're going, and that they've been overtaken by a canoe.

To fake ones death with a canoe to gain life insurance money for money hungry wife.