canoedist

Someone who paddles a canoe without appropriate clothing. Often seen wearing other items like hats and shoes whilst their sweaty private parts are left exposed to unlucky bystanders.

Under International Rules of the Road any vessel approaching a canoedist must maneuver to ensure collision.

by whilst October 18, 2010

Cancelists

A group of people or friends who cancels plans frequently or at last minute.

I wouldn't go with you all as you're known for being cancelists.

by ajadon September 10, 2023

Imaginary cancerist

Someone who fakes cancer for the attention of his "real" friends

Did you know he had luchemia?
Haha no he doesn't he's just an imaginary cancerist.

by Violentpacifest March 4, 2011

Cancelista

An activist devoted to the elimination of a person, product, or media production as a result of some real or imagined social justice transgression.

Cancelistas have taken out Gone With the Wind, Cops, and Apu from the Simpsons. What's next?

by Top-Break July 27, 2020

anal canoeist

One who enagages in the art of bum fun.

Hey man, I gotta tell you. Last night I became an anal canoeist.

by Spextacles June 23, 2007

sewage canoeist

Male homosexual.

Stewart is a bit of a sewage canoeist.

by Ben October 31, 2006

canonistic

To have no concern for anybody else. To have a total disregard for everyone but yourself.

I cant believe they have parked across our drive, how canonistic.
selfish self centered arsehole wanker twat

by vaders-love-child October 21, 2015