Cannotitis
Cannotitis by Caribbean Seychelles March 17, 2022
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Cannotitis
Unable to can.
Unable to function to complete tasks due to frustration or tiredness.
Common after all-nighters, long working hours, mental and physical distress.
An over abundance of laziness.
Unable to function to complete tasks due to frustration or tiredness.
Common after all-nighters, long working hours, mental and physical distress.
An over abundance of laziness.
Cannotitis by Caribbean Seychelles March 17, 2022
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Cannabitis
an affliction caused by the recent consumption of a copious amount of marijuana. Symptoms can include but are not limited to: fatigue, sudden hunger for mixed textures and flavors of snack foods, lack of motivation(unless a rudementary form of doggy style is happening), paranoia, euphoria, or an extreme case of the gigglesnorts.
"We were going to go to the store to get lunchables and whoppers, but we had that cannabitis. So, we just ate peanut butter and apple sandwiches with chocolate syrup and cinnamon. Dude, I know it sounds weird, but that shit was like Mexican apple pies. After that, we napped like mofos"
Cannabitis by jazzytwerk September 5, 2013
Cannotypitis
cannotypitis (can-not-i-pi-tis); noun: a very common and unknown disease meant to disrupt the hands when using a keyboard
Jerry: "God, I keep messing up words on my damn keyboard!"
Greg: "Sounds like you've got Cannotypitis."
Greg: "Sounds like you've got Cannotypitis."
Cannotypitis by MastermindOfTrouble August 17, 2023
Cangtitis
A condition in which the patient will feel a shake or sway. This can be from slight a left and right swaying feeling to a seizure. If not treated, over time the condition can worsen.
Cangtitis by DrRonnieNeal November 14, 2023
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate
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