Cannotitis 

Unable to can.
Unable to function.
Cannot complete any tasks, no matter how minimal they are.

Lack of sleep will cause a severe case of Cannotitis.

Cannotitis by Caribbean Seychelles March 17, 2022

Cannotitis 

Unable to can.
Unable to function to complete tasks due to frustration or tiredness.
Common after all-nighters, long working hours, mental and physical distress.

An over abundance of laziness.

She developed a severe case of Cannotitis after bingeing Netflix on a work night.

Cannotitis by Caribbean Seychelles March 17, 2022

Cannabitis 

an affliction caused by the recent consumption of a copious amount of marijuana. Symptoms can include but are not limited to: fatigue, sudden hunger for mixed textures and flavors of snack foods, lack of motivation(unless a rudementary form of doggy style is happening), paranoia, euphoria, or an extreme case of the gigglesnorts.

"We were going to go to the store to get lunchables and whoppers, but we had that cannabitis. So, we just ate peanut butter and apple sandwiches with chocolate syrup and cinnamon. Dude, I know it sounds weird, but that shit was like Mexican apple pies. After that, we napped like mofos"

Cannabitis by jazzytwerk September 5, 2013

Cannotypitis 

cannotypitis (can-not-i-pi-tis); noun: a very common and unknown disease meant to disrupt the hands when using a keyboard

Jerry: "God, I keep messing up words on my damn keyboard!"
Greg: "Sounds like you've got Cannotypitis."

Cannotypitis by MastermindOfTrouble August 17, 2023

Cangtitis

A condition in which the patient will feel a shake or sway. This can be from slight a left and right swaying feeling to a seizure. If not treated, over time the condition can worsen.

This cangtitis is getting worse.

Cangtitis by DrRonnieNeal November 14, 2023