Cannotitis
Cannotitis by Caribbean Seychelles March 17, 2022
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Cannotitis
Unable to can.
Unable to function to complete tasks due to frustration or tiredness.
Common after all-nighters, long working hours, mental and physical distress.
An over abundance of laziness.
Unable to function to complete tasks due to frustration or tiredness.
Common after all-nighters, long working hours, mental and physical distress.
An over abundance of laziness.
Cannotitis by Caribbean Seychelles March 17, 2022
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"We were going to go to the store to get lunchables and whoppers, but we had that cannabitis. So, we just ate peanut butter and apple sandwiches with chocolate syrup and cinnamon. Dude, I know it sounds weird, but that shit was like Mexican apple pies. After that, we napped like mofos"
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“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
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