Cannotypitis 

cannotypitis (can-not-i-pi-tis); noun: a very common and unknown disease meant to disrupt the hands when using a keyboard

Jerry: "God, I keep messing up words on my damn keyboard!"
Greg: "Sounds like you've got Cannotypitis."

Cannotypitis by MastermindOfTrouble August 17, 2023

Cannotitis 

Unable to can.
Unable to function.
Cannot complete any tasks, no matter how minimal they are.

Lack of sleep will cause a severe case of Cannotitis.

Cannotitis by Caribbean Seychelles March 17, 2022

Cannotitis 

Unable to can.
Unable to function to complete tasks due to frustration or tiredness.
Common after all-nighters, long working hours, mental and physical distress.

An over abundance of laziness.

She developed a severe case of Cannotitis after bingeing Netflix on a work night.

Cannotitis by Caribbean Seychelles March 17, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022