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Cannaphobe 

A person afraid of, or judgemental about cannabis users and cannabis use. Usually brainwashed by propaganda and wants to keep it illegal because they think they control your body.
I smoked a joint and got fired. The boss was such a cannaphobe.
Cannaphobe by MarieLandryCEO February 2, 2022

cannaphobia 

Unreasoning fear or antipathy of cannabis and people who use cannabis
Mom doesn't like that I use medical marijuana, she has cannaphobia.
cannaphobia by ilvadel October 23, 2011

cornaphobe 

A person with an irrational fear of products containing corn or products such as meat and poultry that have been fed corn.
Those faux intellectual hippies wasted an hour of my time lecturing me that I was gonna end up obese with diabetes because I grilled "non-organic" beef with bbq sauce loaded with high fructose corn syrup. Fuckin cornaphobes! hippies corn high fructose corn syrup dumbass fear monger
cornaphobe by crizzard July 22, 2009

Canadaphobe

A person who is ridiculously afraid of the country of Canada and its people. Aka, a loser.
Friend 1: Hey wanna go skiing in Canada?

Friend 2: No way man, I'm a Canadaphobe!

Channaphobia 

Channaphobia (n.) - The irrational fear of dealing with it.
After being set upon by the AAGLG the young girls suffered Channaphobia for years to come.

Do you suffer from Channaphobia? If so you should consult your regular physician before taking Dealambiant. Dealambient has rare side effects including but not limited to: Internal bleeding, pregnancy, death, and occasionally looking like this
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Channaphobia by JPlizzat July 31, 2008

Channaphobia 

Channaphobia (n.) - The irrational fear of dealing with it.
After being set upon by the AAGLG the young girls suffered Channaphobia for years to come.

Do you suffer from Channaphobia? If so you should consult your regular physician before taking Dealambiant. Dealambient has rare side effects including but not limited to: Internal bleeding, pregnancy, death, and occasionally looking like this
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Channaphobia by JPlizzat July 16, 2008
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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