Canadaphobe Share definition Flag A person who is ridiculously afraid of the country of Canada and its people. Aka, a loser. Friend 1: Hey wanna go skiing in Canada?Friend 2: No way man, I'm a Canadaphobe! Canadaphobe by Pink Ranger (Canadaphile) November 17, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Canadaphobe mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch