cornaphobe

A person with an irrational fear of products containing corn or products such as meat and poultry that have been fed corn.

Those faux intellectual hippies wasted an hour of my time lecturing me that I was gonna end up obese with diabetes because I grilled "non-organic" beef with bbq sauce loaded with high fructose corn syrup. Fuckin cornaphobes! hippies corn high fructose corn syrup dumbass fear monger

by crizzard July 22, 2009

Coronaphone

Our carefully disinfected office phone, a result of the endlessly robotic janitorial motions we make before using our shared workspaces.

Gimme a minute while I prepare the Coronaphone.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 5, 2020

Coronaphobic

The clinical term for an intense and unremitting level of fear of contracting the Coronavirus.

Hell yes, I’ve become insanely Coronaphobic!

by Dr Bunnygirl March 23, 2020

coronaphobia

The fear of catching the current strain (COVID-19 in March 2020) of human coronavirus, expressed by wearing a face mask in public, or simply avoiding public places, public events and public transport.

Wow, we've lost half the audience to the show tonight due to coronaphobia

by natts March 7, 2020

Coronaphobe

A newly coined term used to describe a person with a clinical level of fear of contracting the Coronavirus.

Hell yes, I am a full-blown Coronaphobe!

by Dr Bunnygirl March 23, 2020

Coronaphobia

Where an individual or small group of karens will keep their distance from all human life by at least 5 miles, people who have coronaphobia are 88% more likely to go into the super markets and hoard all the supplies such as toilet paper, hand sanitizer, gloves and masks. They'll also yell "6 FEET" if you're too close to one.

"I know we all have to keep our distance but wow that karen has coronaphobia"
"yeah she's probably going to go steal some toilet paper while she's out"

by The pale princess May 21, 2020

Coronaphobia

A fear that somehow, somewhere, you are gonna catch the Coronavirus.

Lizzy had Coronaphobia when she went to Walmart because people were staying less than six feet apart.

by Destiny Girl April 2, 2020