Definitions by Potatowater

Afghani flashmob 

Hindu Kush war raid flash bang entrance results in the touching of ones genitalia on the backside

The homeless man Bobby offered me an afghani flashmob in exchange for a head of lettuce

Afghani flashmob by Potatowater March 29, 2022

Cannaphobe 

Someone who is scared of cannabis and and people who smoke cannabis, but either secretly smoke cannabis behind the closet or they have another addiction.

Karen is such a cannaphobe

Cannaphobe by Potatowater November 20, 2018