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Canales
A liar and a snitch. A Canales will suck up to the people who she thinks will get her places and will lie and snitch on all others. She will step on whoever she needs to and brown nose to whoever she needs to to get what she wants. She is a slut with lots of kinds and different "baby daddys". She is nice to everyone to their face but talks shit behind their backs. She will have sex with anyone who can give her a job promotion. She has Chancroids, Chlamydia, Cytomegalovirus (CMV) Genital Warts, Gonorrhea, Hepatitis B, Herpes, AIDS, Human Papillomavirus (HPV), Intestinal Parasites, Molluscum Contagiosum, Pelvic Inflammatory Disease (PID), Pubic Lice (Crabs), Scabies, Syphilis, and Trichomoniasis (Trich). Everyone that she works with wants to beat the shit out of her, feed her poop, cinderblock her feet and leave her at the bottom of the ocean.
"Dude did you hear about all the STD's going around in the neighborhood?"
"Yeah, Canales slept with a bunch of people, lied and told the news that they all had sex wiht hookers"
"Yeah, Canales slept with a bunch of people, lied and told the news that they all had sex wiht hookers"
Canales by michael kelly July 19, 2012
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jorge canales
a nice guy that is kool to hang out with and is very good at football and b ball and good with the chiks
jorge canales by jorge February 26, 2005
Pablo Sole Canales
Pablo is stupid and dumb. He has a very bad jumpshot and smells like shit. After lunch his ass is sweaty because he sucks at basketball.
Pablo Sole Canales by jellyjamba October 10, 2019
Sixteen Candles
A classic 1980's John Hughes flick that chronicles the story of Samantha, a sixteen year old whose family has forgotten her birthday. Jake Ryan, the "perfect" guy in school, saves the day- saving Samantha from her sister's awful wedding, and buying her a birthday cake. This movie is famous for it's archetype characters- 'The geek'- Called either Farmer Ted, or the Geek, and played by Anthony Michael Hall, 'the perfect man'- Jake Ryan, played by actor/model Michael Schoeffling, and 'the awkward high school girl', played by Molly Ringwald. The character of Jake Ryan has grown extrememly popular over the years as an example of a perfect man- smart, rich, courteous, sweet, considerate- and one who breaks up with the curvy, beautiful head cheerleader for the gawky, awkward younger girl.
Sixteen Candles by PunkRokinPromQueen May 4, 2006
WoW Cankles
Cankles, but where the specific cause of their development is due to weight gain from playing World of Warcraft upwards of 14 hours per day.
WoW Cankles by Nougatz July 21, 2011
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Pee Calculus
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