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Canadian Bacon Nipples 

A term for large pink areolae that are the size of Canadian bacon slices.
Her sexy Canadian Bacon Nipples made me hungary because they reminded me of delicious breakfast meat pasties.

Canadian Bacon Nipples 

When a chick has nipples as large (or larger) that Canadian bacon.
Jenna's Canadian bacon nipples are such a turn off.
Canadian Bacon Nipples by Karissa December 17, 2004

Canadian Bacon Jerk 

After engaging in anal sex, the woman will jerk off the man, and after, she'll lick her fingers clean.
i love the taste of susie's mouth after receiving a canadian bacon jerk.
Canadian Bacon Jerk by bri-marzee February 7, 2009

Canadian Bacon 

Funny as hell movie, but really stupid, involes America going to a Cold War with Canada to get presidential ratings.
" Imagine your children pledging allegiance to the Maple Leaf. Maynonase on everything. Winter, 11 months of the year. Ann Murray... All day.... Every day"
Canadian Bacon by Kestrel April 25, 2005

Canadian Bacon 

Used to define one's extraordinary large or thick penis. Originates from the thickness of the breakfast meet it's named after. Meat being another slang for penis.
Canadian Bacon by justin May 13, 2005

canadian bacon 

Pen name of a somewhat well known "writer" of professional wrestling online. Canadian Bacon likens himself an "insider", even though it's fairly obvious he doesn't know what he's talking about. It is not known if Bacon is really as stupid as he seems, or just pretending to pull over a gag. Bacon is also obsessed with his home province of Saskatchewan, sticking his fingers in things, and talking about his testicles. He is generally despised.
"Canadian Bacon is either the dumbest son of a bitch I've ever read, or he's a comic genius."
canadian bacon by TitoPuente September 26, 2005
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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