Definitions by Kestrel

Lag 

Something that happens upon people with slow connections, or idiots who don't know when to stop downloading porn.

me: Why does it lag so much? Who the $^@# is downloading porn?
some idiot: me

Lag by Kestrel December 28, 2005

Dope 

Although Dope is not an Adj., it is somehow used as one, meaning "cool" or "Good"

" oh man, these colors are so dope"
"dope is not an Adjective you dumbass hippie, go to hell"

Dope by Kestrel August 13, 2005

Love Triangle 

When 3 people love each other, now one where 2 people love the same person is more of a Love Tree, I Guess

Bob loved Jane and Jane loved Angela and Angela Loved Bob, who loved Angela.......

Love Triangle by Kestrel July 6, 2005

Fuhrerbunker 

A bunker where a country's leader goes incase of attack. Also Adolf Hitler's personal bunker, where he commited suicide.

George W. Bush was escorted to his Fuhrerbunker once the Commies invaded Washington

Fuhrerbunker by Kestrel May 29, 2005

Canadian Bacon 

Funny as hell movie, but really stupid, involes America going to a Cold War with Canada to get presidential ratings.

" Imagine your children pledging allegiance to the Maple Leaf. Maynonase on everything. Winter, 11 months of the year. Ann Murray... All day.... Every day"

Canadian Bacon by Kestrel April 25, 2005

Gangsters 

... Are a myth, see Example below.

"Gangs are a myth put out by the liberal elite to patronize and
demean the working man. I mean, what kind of right-minded youth from a
poor background is going to spend his time stealing things and posing in
silly clothes, when he could be getting ahead with a minimum wage job
and making his parent proud?"
-Alex Shrub, VCPR.

Gangsters by Kestrel April 23, 2005

Wank Detector

Device used to sound an alarm if anything increases in size by over 2 Inches, more elaborite systems have a Laser used to disintergate the object.

Pretty Obvious? if not, then go ask your dad.

Wank Detector by Kestrel April 16, 2005