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Canadian Hair Gel 

When you bust a nut in a girls hair and it hardens overnight
that girl I brought home from the bars last night woke up this morning with canadian hair gel
Canadian Hair Gel by DirtyD23 December 1, 2010

Canadian Hair Transplant

When you're going down on your girl and she jizzes all over your head
I was going down on my girl the other night and she ended up giving me a Canadian hair transplant

Canadian Haircut 

The act of wrapping one's cock in bacon and proceeding to shave your balls and all other pubic hair.
Rex's love slave complained that it was "like a jungle down there" so that night, she gave him a Canadian Haircut, in return for a Hot Carl. This was immediately followed by a celebratory blumpkin.
Canadian Haircut by Simon Pheonix December 9, 2009

canadian hairdresser 

a sexual move, where you fuck a girl at a bowling alley, while shoving her head in the ball return
'yea i gave her the canadian hairdresser'
'did she like it?'
'she died'
canadian hairdresser by matticah February 3, 2008

hairy canadian 

In sexual intercourse, the hairy Canadian is the act of pouring maple syrup into a woman's vagina before the act of oral sex.
"Before you perform a hairy Canadian, make sure that the syrup is well-heated, eh."
hairy canadian by Garfunkly April 9, 2008
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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