Canadian Hair 

The hair located on the back of a male.

(I do not claim creation to this immense term.)

''Dude, I wish I totally could have more Canadian Hair''.

Canadian Hair by The Korn March 2, 2011

Canadian Hair Gel 

When you bust a nut in a girls hair and it hardens overnight

that girl I brought home from the bars last night woke up this morning with canadian hair gel

Canadian Hair Gel by DirtyD23 December 1, 2010

Canadian Hair Transplant

When you're going down on your girl and she jizzes all over your head

I was going down on my girl the other night and she ended up giving me a Canadian hair transplant

Canadian Hair Transplant by JizzKing420 April 21, 2026

Canadian Haircut 

The act of wrapping one's cock in bacon and proceeding to shave your balls and all other pubic hair.

Rex's love slave complained that it was "like a jungle down there" so that night, she gave him a Canadian Haircut, in return for a Hot Carl. This was immediately followed by a celebratory blumpkin.

Canadian Haircut by Simon Pheonix December 9, 2009

canadian hairdresser 

a sexual move, where you fuck a girl at a bowling alley, while shoving her head in the ball return

'yea i gave her the canadian hairdresser'
'did she like it?'
'she died'

canadian hairdresser by matticah February 3, 2008

hairy canadian 

In sexual intercourse, the hairy Canadian is the act of pouring maple syrup into a woman's vagina before the act of oral sex.

"Before you perform a hairy Canadian, make sure that the syrup is well-heated, eh."

hairy canadian by Garfunkly April 9, 2008