Definitions by matticah

canadian hairdresser 

a sexual move, where you fuck a girl at a bowling alley, while shoving her head in the ball return

'yea i gave her the canadian hairdresser'
'did she like it?'
'she died'

canadian hairdresser by matticah February 3, 2008

bob morton

1 the rich jewish creator of robocop

2 the rich jewish kid who always manages to find his way into your heart

'robocop's become self aware!!'
'call bob morton!'

'what do you think of bob morton'
'he's a sweetheart'

bob morton by matticah February 3, 2008

lonely christmas

lonely christmas is a term which refers to smell of a middle aged man whose only current relationship is with alcohol and his co-workers.

'is it me or does jay smell like gin?'
'yea, he smells like a lonely christmas'

lonely christmas by matticah February 3, 2008

pabich 

the fuzzy, sexy center of the universe.

come to pabich tonight, rad party.

pabich by matticah February 3, 2008

corlew 

Sub-english word to describe the weird white stuff that forms underneath the uncircumsized penis, which smells like rotten potatoes and george washingtons breath.

i have to rinse off my corlew

corlew by matticah February 3, 2008

gaykou 

sexual poetry, written for men with crushes on each other in a 5-7-5 non rhyming style.

my gaykou:

beautiful mike sleeps
under me, two arms around
white dribble on him

gaykou by matticah February 3, 2008