Canadian Blow Job 

When a man pours maple syrup all over another man's penis, dresses him in flannel, takes him to a Tim Horton's bathroom, and gives a blow job.

Marty: How are you feeling tonight Ed?
Ed: What are you talking aboot?
Marty: Nothing, but I would love a Canadian Blow Job right now.
Ed: Well, we are at Tim Horton's, so suck me off. Pour some maple syrup down my cock, eh?
Marty: Eh?
Ed: Eh!!

Canadian Blow Job by Barney F. January 18, 2010

Canadian Blowjob 

the act of inserting an ice cube in your mouth and proceeding to commit oral sex upon your partner during an intense hockey game.

Ya i heard she gave Mr. Ye a Canadian Blowjob, so now hes got frostbite on his dick

Canadian Blowjob by aznblaze August 13, 2012

canadian blowjob 

When a woman blows her nose during intercourse.

My girlfriend has a cold, I stand a good chance of getting a canadian blowjob tonight.

canadian blowjob by Trevorino May 31, 2011

Canadian Blowjob 

N.) A northern blowjob involving ice and maple syrup.

Related to the Zamboni, and Rusty Zamboni

Example: Things got hot and heavy with Sarah last night, then she broke out the ice and maple syrup and turned me into a frozen pancake. Canadian blowjobs are awesome.

Canadian Blowjob by Artic Thunder Hooser September 29, 2013

Canadian Blowjob 

Oral Sex that involves a lot of teeth and isn't enjoyable

Matt is in a grumpy mood because he got a Canadian Blowjob last night

Canadian Blowjob by Hairy H February 28, 2010

Canadian Blowjob 

A maneuver in which one briefly drives on the wrong side of a divided highway in order to enter a driveway without having to take a u-turn.

Traffic looks clear, use the Canadian Blowjob.

Canadian Blowjob by cxo January 4, 2008