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camelling 

Camelling Originated in early sixties on the coast of NSW
It is the act of humping old ladies preferably residing in nursing homes and scoring the results

The older the better a point for every year over 70
double bonuses if on medication or have artificial limbs
Triple bonus points if in a coma
Camelling a new sports rage he managed a huge score on reaming mavis who was on life support and had two wooden legs
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Camelling 

The act of using ones tongue to grasp at a drinks straw instead of simply placing the straw in your mouth using your hand
(Similar to how a Camel strips leaves off of a Bush and/or Tree)
Watch that girl camelling it looks really strange

Haha dude that girl was totally camelling that straw
Camelling by Sway Smith May 14, 2011

Sleep Camelling

A concept of sleep camelling is referred to stocking up on sleep hours in order to later go without sleep for longer periods. It is possible that by sleeping more or longer over a period of time, your body is recharged and recovered and is able to endure longer periods of physical endurance.
Sleep camelling is recommended before a weekend of festival fun.

Young parents are often advised to do some sleep camelling in advance of arrival of the baby
Sleep Camelling by ThWise June 11, 2024

Chavelling 

A group of chavs taking over public transport.
Look there must be 20-30 of them chavelling on this train. Let's move to the next carriage.

Calling Blitzkrieg

When a sales force goes on a calling spree to generate new sales.
When I call 50 people in a row trying to sell cars, I'm on a Calling Blitzkrieg!

Campbelling 

when your man piece slithers its way through the slits in your boxers or underwear and pokes its head out the other end.
Brian became uncomfortable while playing baseball due to his excessive Campbelling
Campbelling by Storm Shadow October 7, 2015

Fatty calling the fatty fat

A statement describing hypocritical behavior on par with an obese individual crudely commenting on someone else's weight. A more up-to-date version of "A pot calling the kettle black", because everybody knows a porlty individual these days.
Kel Varnsen-There is Pat Robertson again saying that Islam is the prejudiced religion.

H.G Pennypacker- There's another prime example of a "Fatty calling the fatty fat"!!