Campbelling

when your man piece slithers its way through the slits in your boxers or underwear and pokes its head out the other end.

Brian became uncomfortable while playing baseball due to his excessive Campbelling

by Storm Shadow October 7, 2015

campbelling

To loudly proclaim something as axiomatic and then to immediately demonstrate through subsequent actions that the exact opposite is actually true.

Man A "Dude, don't light that cigarette near the ruptured gas tank"
Man B "You idiot, anyone who did Year 10 chemistry knows that petrol isn't explosive in liquid form, it's completely inert"
...
*BOOM*
Man A to Investigating Officer "Damm straight, he sure deserved that for campbelling like a dumbass"

by LBiogo June 28, 2006

campbelling

Campbelling, like mewing, but instead, tying a hefty Campbells soup can to your cock to stretch it out for a longer unit. Can be referred to Campbelling or Campbelled.

Cameron Campbelled all weekend long instead of playing a round of Monopoly. He really needs to stop Campbelling!

by mike charter April 24, 2024

Campbelling

To tie a hefty soup can to your man piece to stretch it out for length. Also know as cock-maxing.

Cameron won’t stop campbelling, he goes home each day and does it too much. One day he’s going to step on it and get put into a wheelchair.

by mike charter May 1, 2024

combelling

to be stricken with joy or glee.

cher: do you see how boys are responding? my heart is totally bursting!

dionne: i know, i'm combelling!

by carleazyagain November 27, 2006

campbellism

The art of using twenty words where two will do.

"It would be most appreciated if you could combine your enjoyment of fornication for pleasurable self gratification with your abilities to relocate yourself to a position outside of our current locale, with a view to us refraining from further direct contact."

is a campbellism for fuck off

by jugman21 February 7, 2010

Campballin'

(v) - The act of mackin' ho's. Also can be used as a term to express the intensity of a situation.

Example 1:
Playa 1 - "Damn, you've been running missions on dem girls like a fright train lately!"
Playa 2 - "Yeah, I've been trying to get my Campballin' on".
Playa 1 - "OOOH SHIIIIIIIT, you hard mang; you real hard (no homo)"

Example 2.
Wanksta 1 - "Man, I was grinding the FUCK out of that broad on Saturday. Later that night, I went to her house...and um..well, needless to say, I got my campballin' on. All night long."

by Werdna Llebpmac June 18, 2007