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Camel Apple 

When women are so skinny that their Vagina literally pops up and has a hump similar to an apple. The camel apple comes into play when that anorexic bitch is wearing yoga pants and you see her camel toe apple Vagina popping out. So we just shorten it to camel apple.

Frank: Did you see that skinny bitch?

Trev: nah why?

Frank: She has a massive camel apple!

Trev: Sweet. Would bang.
Frank: Did you see that skinny bitch?

Trev: nah why?

Frank: She has a massive camel apple!

Trev: Sweet. Would bang.
Camel Apple by Thatsmartstoner December 19, 2014
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Carmel Apple 

creating a carmel apple requires a man to engage in sexual intercourse with a woman while she is menstruating. Before ejaculating the male removes his phallus from the vagina and then without wiping off the blood he inserts his phallus in the anus, to cover it with a "carmel coating." After, the man inserts his penis to the females mouth.
Dude I made the best carmel apple the other day, and Sally actually ate it!!!
Carmel Apple by laysiege June 26, 2010

Carmel Apple 

A Carmel Apple is when you're doing anal & when you finish & you pull out covered in a brown glaze.
I just got a Carmel Apple and it wasn't savory kind.
Carmel Apple by AGamb1e January 12, 2016

Carmel Apple With Nuts

When you eat peanuts early in the day, and when you're about to have sex, you poop on a girls face so you have peanut poop, and you then jizz on top
Marc I can't believe you gave Hanna a Carmel Apple with Nuts last night.

Carmel Apple 

the sexual act involving a prosthetic leg and melted carmel. While boning the amputee, remove the prosthesis, ram it into your partners ass and pour carmel on their head. One variation is the "Pirate's Carmel Apple." In this permutation, immediately after turning your partner into a carmel apple you shout "Harrrrrr!!!!" like a pirate in honor of your partner's peg leg.
I was boning Heather Mills when I pulled off her fake leg, rammed it into her ass, and poured carmel over her head. She wasn't too keen on being a Carmel Apple.
Carmel Apple by Turde Ferguson October 4, 2009

Carmel apple 

A female's big booty shaped like a apple, known as a "applebottom", that is the shade of carmel. Mostly common with big bootied light-skinned black or latino girls
"Vida Guerra has a thick carmel apple mmmmmmm!"

Carmel Apple. 

When a man dips his balls in caramel,and teabags a woman.(Better if hot caramel)
Jane almost burnt her mouth,and jack almost burnt his balls,when they were engaged in the Carmel apple.