Crapzheimers

When you're reading on the shitter and can't remember if you did your business or not so you have to get up and check.

I was in the bathroom for 35 minutes because I got a case of Crapzheimers.

by LadySpookums May 12, 2016

Calzheimers

A mental disorder where the person effected by it willingly changes their name, and when they do so the memories of the previous memory are forgotten. This mainly only happens in social media and such but severe cases applies in real life.

“My friend got Calzheimers, really bad. He called himself Brad and started kicking people and I’m really mad.”

by TheCalFan January 1, 2020