calvyer

Calvyer is very funny. Sometimes calvyer can be a lonely person and has a lot of breakdowns, calvyer always thinks that everyone is against him. And he likes to threaten people, sometimes calvyer thinks everyone one is blaming him for no reason

He also has a big dick, and ladies find him very interesting and handsome.

For example
Girl:hi u r very cute can I have your number
Calvyer 🤨

by Thomax7726 April 9, 2022

Calvyer

Calvyer is very funny and heartwarming person, but sometimes calvyer thinks that everyone one's against him and he sometimes go through breakdowns and he is very depressed.

Calvyer also has a big penis and girls are very interested in him

Girl: omg! Ur so cute, can I get your number

Calvyer 🤨

by Thomax7726 April 9, 2022

alexander calvert

The most motherfucking beautiful human being according to literally everyone who likes supernatural a goddamn smocking hot bab but his personality is like a baby boy because he is a child

Alexander Calvert’s new name is papi chulo-SSD

by Alexander’s #1 fangirl y e s May 24, 2018

Calvert

Putrid liquified pungent green baby feces. Obscure French slag.
Usually occurs when a person has had a bad diet of wine and pomme-frites.

“If I go out drinking tonight I’ll end up having a such a sore stinging calvert”.

Je ne veux pas avoir un mauvais calvert - I don’t want to have a bad shit.

by Mr Corbeire December 18, 2020

Calvert Steamer

Taking a massive shit on the table in an interview and walking out without saying a word.

When you just want to prove a point, carry out a calvert steamer.

by Bobnotbob January 26, 2022

Calvertism

Calvertism is the belief in mixing foods.

I walked into the room and saw Brian preaching about the art of Calvertism in the Cafeteria.

by Brian Calvert October 14, 2005

Casey Calvert

A man who was in the band Hawthorne heights until he died.

oh did you hear that Casey Calvert from Hawthorne heights died?

by brittannyyyy March 21, 2008