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Calvyer is very funny. Sometimes calvyer can be a lonely person and has a lot of breakdowns, calvyer always thinks that everyone is against him. And he likes to threaten people, sometimes calvyer thinks everyone one is blaming him for no reason

He also has a big dick, and ladies find him very interesting and handsome.
For example
Girl:hi u r very cute can I have your number
Calvyer 🤨
calvyer by Thomax7726 April 9, 2022
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Calvyer is very funny and heartwarming person, but sometimes calvyer thinks that everyone one's against him and he sometimes go through breakdowns and he is very depressed.

Calvyer also has a big penis and girls are very interested in him
Girl: omg! Ur so cute, can I get your number

Calvyer 🤨
Calvyer by Thomax7726 April 9, 2022

alexander calvert 

The most motherfucking beautiful human being according to literally everyone who likes supernatural a goddamn smocking hot bab but his personality is like a baby boy because he is a child
Alexander Calvert’s new name is papi chulo-SSD
Putrid liquified pungent green baby feces. Obscure French slag.
Usually occurs when a person has had a bad diet of wine and pomme-frites.
“If I go out drinking tonight I’ll end up having a such a sore stinging calvert”.

Je ne veux pas avoir un mauvais calvert - I don’t want to have a bad shit.
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Calvert Steamer 

Taking a massive shit on the table in an interview and walking out without saying a word.
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Casey Calvert

A man who was in the band Hawthorne heights until he died.
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Casey Calvert by brittannyyyy March 21, 2008
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