Calvern

When a person invites him/herself to another person's house, and never actually shows up.

Rodrick: "Hey, what are you up to tonight?"

Arnold: "Oh, I'm coming to your place at 4."

Rodrick: "Alright. But I kinda didn't invite you,"

Arnold: "Well see you at 4!"

Rodrick: "K."

Arnold: *doesn't show up*

Rodrick: "Man! Arnold is such a Calvern!"

by PsychoticTenor April 20, 2015

alexander calvert

The most motherfucking beautiful human being according to literally everyone who likes supernatural a goddamn smocking hot bab but his personality is like a baby boy because he is a child

Alexander Calvert’s new name is papi chulo-SSD

by Alexander’s #1 fangirl y e s May 24, 2018

Calvert

Putrid liquified pungent green baby feces. Obscure French slag.
Usually occurs when a person has had a bad diet of wine and pomme-frites.

“If I go out drinking tonight I’ll end up having a such a sore stinging calvert”.

Je ne veux pas avoir un mauvais calvert - I don’t want to have a bad shit.

by Mr Corbeire December 18, 2020

Living Rock Caverns

A place in Runescape. It is really good for 99 Mining. It contains Concentrated coal and Concentrated Gold. There are no level requirements to enter the mine, but there are high level monsters there(proceed with caution).

bob: hey zezima did u get 99 mining in living rock caverns
zezima: na man it wasnt out yet
bob: haha sucker

by seaofskillz June 9, 2011

Calvert Steamer

Taking a massive shit on the table in an interview and walking out without saying a word.

When you just want to prove a point, carry out a calvert steamer.

by Bobnotbob January 26, 2022

Carnivorous Cavern

n: a vagina that likes to eat hard cock. Reasoning is that it's wet & dark in there and most vaginas crave the cock to swallow.

Timmy's penis went hard from seeing this fine ass bitch get naked. He then proceeded to take a chance & plunge his cock into her carnivorous cavern. After several medium paced strokes he burst a load in which the carnivorous cavern was craving the most. Now hopefully a walking ejaculation doesn't result or burning sensation.

by Trees DT November 2, 2011

Calvertism

Calvertism is the belief in mixing foods.

I walked into the room and saw Brian preaching about the art of Calvertism in the Cafeteria.

by Brian Calvert October 14, 2005