Definitions by jagon

alvinized 

Being ass reamed by a dude while having a dog lick peanut butter off you balls

Can you believe Tj Marjama was alvinized by that big black dude, his dog was so hooked on licking balls he had to put him down

alvinized by jagon March 23, 2009

Beard Of Zits 

Zits that form a beard on your face.

Man did you see Todd Marjama? He had a thick beard of zits, i bet when he shaves his razor is full of whiteheads.

Beard Of Zits by jagon March 20, 2009