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Charles Calvin
Person 1:Hey Charles Calvins plans are the worst.
Person 2:Your a f**king idiot.
Person 1:I`m right tho
Person 2:I will f**king throw you off a cliff
Person 2:Your a f**king idiot.
Person 1:I`m right tho
Person 2:I will f**king throw you off a cliff
Charles Calvin by SofiaBandita September 2, 2020
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calvin and hobbes
Calvin:Mom's not feeling well, so I'm going to make her a get well card.
Hobbes:That's thoughtful of you
Calvin:See, on the front it says 'Get well soon, and on the inside it says because my bed isn't made, my clothes need to be put away, and I'm hungry. Love Calvin.' Want to sign it?
Hobbes:Sure, I'm hungry too.
Hobbes:That's thoughtful of you
Calvin:See, on the front it says 'Get well soon, and on the inside it says because my bed isn't made, my clothes need to be put away, and I'm hungry. Love Calvin.' Want to sign it?
Hobbes:Sure, I'm hungry too.
calvin and hobbes by speakthetruthandonlythetruth August 14, 2005
calvin and hobbes
The last throwback to the days of Little Nemo... the artsiest of the artsy... quite simply the greatest comic of the last twenty-five years.
calvin and hobbes by Brian X July 1, 2003
caldina
a vehicle of much mystery, it is fast like a bullet, yet appealing to the eye,like a pornstar and harder to find than the yeti and a chupacabra combine. It is nearly impossible to acquire a caldina in the first place. only a lucky few will ever have their hands on their own caldina. and if they do, chances are they will only have it a short while.
WOW, was that just a caldina that shot by at lightning speed?
was what?
wait, dw, we will never know for sure
was what?
wait, dw, we will never know for sure
caldina by franonicklars June 24, 2010
Calvin and Hobbes
Kickass monster fixated, transmorgifier time travel machine, boy and imaginary tuna-loving tiger adventures with most excellent art from Bill Waterson's brain.
Calvin and Hobbes by dj_monged September 2, 2004
calvin and hobbes
calvin and hobbes by Cam October 19, 2003
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ulzzang
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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