You look like a calletano
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by cOoLb3anZ April 6, 2007
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by Cetman, The Cryogenic wastedum November 28, 2011
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Borjamari asistió a la manifestación de los cayetanos contra el uso de la mascarilla en Barrio de Salamanca.
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Man, what a calpetanus... if i have to listen to anymore of his "look at me look at me" bullshit I'm going to kick him in his penis!
by Spider83 April 6, 2011
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- giant calves
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- looks like shaggy from Scooby Doo
- giant calves
- a pussy magnet
- stoner
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-raging alcoholic
- looks like shaggy from Scooby Doo
"Look at his sexy, giant calves, he is such a Callean ! " -hot girl
"If a person smokes a ton, is retarded, but also funny as hell at the same time, you can call him a Callean ! "- First Grade Teacher
"If a person smokes a ton, is retarded, but also funny as hell at the same time, you can call him a Callean ! "- First Grade Teacher
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