A spoiled, right-winger kid, typically from a well off family. The kind of child that thinks they have a political opinion but are just parroting their parents' conservative views. They usually have puffy hair and dress bussiness casual on a daily basis.
Stop trying to explain entepreneurism to me, kid. You are an unbearable Cayetano.
A formerly cool person who has been bitten by another Caetano, and transformed into a socially awkward penguin. Often takes an odd fondness to his former name.
Hello my name is Caetano, but you can call me *premature laugh* George. *Smiles too wide*
A term to describe a man or male child that is acting like he has a vagina full of sand soaked in icyhot unless he is in the middle of the drama pool soaking in as much attention as possible.
Man, what a calpetanus... if i have to listen to anymore of his "look at me look at me" bullshit I'm going to kick him in his penis!
- long and blond hair
- giant calves
- a pussy magnet
- stoner -retarded -funny
-raging alcoholic
- looks like shaggy from Scooby Doo
"Look at his sexy, giant calves, he is such a Callean ! " -hot girl
"If a person smokes a ton, is retarded, but also funny as hell at the same time, you can call him a Callean ! "- First Grade Teacher