A spoiled, right-winger kid, typically from a well off family. The kind of child that thinks they have a political opinion but are just parroting their parents' conservative views. They usually have puffy hair and dress bussiness casual on a daily basis.
Stop trying to explain entepreneurism to me, kid. You are an unbearable Cayetano.
A formerly cool person who has been bitten by another Caetano, and transformed into a socially awkward penguin. Often takes an odd fondness to his former name.
Hello my name is Caetano, but you can call me *premature laugh* George. *Smiles too wide*
A term to describe a man or male child that is acting like he has a vagina full of sand soaked in icyhot unless he is in the middle of the drama pool soaking in as much attention as possible.
Man, what a calpetanus... if i have to listen to anymore of his "look at melook at me" bullshit I'm going to kick him in his penis!
- long and blond hair - giant calves
- a pussy magnet
- stoner
-retarded
-funny
-raging alcoholic - looks like shaggy from Scooby Doo
"Look at his sexy, giant calves, he is such a Callean ! " -hot girl
"If a person smokes a ton, is retarded, but also funny as hell at the same time, you can call him a Callean ! "- First Grade Teacher
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.