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Caetano
A formerly cool person who has been bitten by another Caetano, and transformed into a socially awkward penguin. Often takes an odd fondness to his former name.
Caetano by Cetman, The Cryogenic wastedum November 28, 2011
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Caetano • Cayetano • caetana • Cantanoly • cantanookie • Cantanope • castano • Castanon • Catañol • Cvetanophobia
Caetano
Caetano is the boy who made me fell in love 🍀🤍 if you want to see him happy, just give him melãozinho ice cream 😉☺️ Caetano AKA my love.
Caetano by Ela21.11.21 November 22, 2021
Caetano
Caetano is the kind of guy who has a good heart and incredible personality hidden behind his shyness. Everyone has faults: The fault of a Caetano is not admitting that he has none; he is usually smart, handsome, funny, talented in whatever he sets out to do (draws well, plays guitar well). Once you meet him, falling in love is pretty easy - mainly because he's the one who doesn't mind supporting you when you feel awful. Just looking at him, he appears to have the best hug in the world. Caetano usually has the prettiest smile you've ever seen, even though his whole face is a spectacle. He descapible nerdy, but capable of showing love like no one else. You can make him shy by saying he's adorable or that he has a sexy belly. He's very cute, surreally attractive, extremely hot, insanely delicious. God bless the womb that generated that Caetano. The person who is with Caetano will be with the most beautiful and modest person in the place.
Caetano is so cute! I want to be his girlfriend.
She was already dating Caetano, but he didn't tell her because he's shy.
She was already dating Caetano, but he didn't tell her because he's shy.
Caetano by yoshidancingtobraziliansong November 25, 2021
Cayetano
A spoiled, right-winger kid, typically from a well off family. The kind of child that thinks they have a political opinion but are just parroting their parents' conservative views. They usually have puffy hair and dress bussiness casual on a daily basis.
Cayetano by Coffee Robot February 4, 2020
Mariano Castano
Mariano is a curly headed Mexican who is mostly known for TikToks he is currently situated in Ottawa, Canada he is mad sexy no cap and his deep voice is just ughhhh and his big lips 😫
Mariano Castano is sexy asl
Mariano Castano is my sexy Mexican baby daddy
Mariano Castano is the CEO of kappa and roots
Mariano Castano is my sexy Mexican baby daddy
Mariano Castano is the CEO of kappa and roots
Mariano Castano by thatwhitelatina December 28, 2019
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