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- long and blond hair
- giant calves
- a pussy magnet
- stoner
-retarded
-funny
-raging alcoholic
- looks like shaggy from Scooby Doo
"Look at his sexy, giant calves, he is such a Callean ! " -hot girl
"If a person smokes a ton, is retarded, but also funny as hell at the same time, you can call him a Callean ! "- First Grade Teacher
Callean by Snaggy Shaggy March 10, 2017
Cailean is a lively, authoritarian, ambitious, self-assured and passionate man who needs to be physically active and always moving forward. He could seem quite impressive at first, and appears to be strong, reliable and trustworthy. It´s true that he tends to be made of stern stuff, and can occasionally be quite argumentative and even arrogant, loathes flattery and is allergic to restriction. Impatient, and endowed with astonishing mental agility, he can also be irritable, nervous, aggressive and possibly even violent if he considers that certain lines have been crossed... Even so, most of the time he is extremely pleasant, responsible, curious, adaptable and capable of introspection when necessary. He is usually fascinated by adventure and novelty, and could often feel torn between his sense of duty and responsibility - and the desire to live his life the way that he desires, without worrying about what anyone else thinks, and either of these tendencies could prevail, depending on the moment and the circumstances. Cailean comes across as a solid, sturdy character who can be leaned on, although he would prefer to relinquish some of the responsibility that he feels for others, who benefit greatly from his helpfulness and his tendency to take things seriously. As a child, he is brimming over with energy, and a rigid authoritarian attitude certainly won't hold much sway with him.
Cailean is so calm, cool, and collected!
Cailean by colin mor January 31, 2019
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Callander 

A small town located in the mid north. We have a beautiful lake, many beaches an amazing park.And all the people in Callander are very friendly:)
"Wow have you ever visited such a beautiful place?"
"Ya I have its called Callander,Ontario"
Callander by callander_Lover April 19, 2009

Callened 

an amazing person with great animations and art <3
“Hey have you heard of Callened?”
Yeah I have they are awesome!”
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Bryan Callen 

A hot, straight (although I'm sure he wouldn't care if you thought he was gay) actor, writer, comedian who was in the first two seasons of MadTV. He's worked extensively in episodic television, including shows such as "Oz", "7th Heaven", "Suddenly Susan", "King of Queens", "How I Met Your Mother" and most recently "Fat Actress". He has also appeared in films such as "Fish without a Bicycle", "Scary Movie 4" and "Bad Santa". He's an incredibly nice guy and looks good in a Speedo.
Bryan Callen is aka "Pool Boy" in MadTV.

Bryan is a truly nice guy.

Callen writes and performs stand up comedy.
Bryan Callen by Trikywu October 7, 2006
callena is the most amazing person ever. she is very beautiful and can snatch any man she comes across. callenas have the best fashion sense and use their wonderful charm to get what they wont. if you have a callena as a friend you don't want to lose her coz if you do you will regret you were ever born. callenas have the cutest smiles ever and everyone loves her.
girl1: omg have you seen the new girl
girl2: yes, shes such a callena
callena by iloveme20 February 12, 2017

Caillean 

Caillean can only be defined as pure awesomeness, she's funny, smart, has amazing artistic talents, and did i mention she's smart?
Oh, that's Caillean, she kicks ass.
Caillean by bahamalama April 6, 2011
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